noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

by Pat February 19, 2003

noost

The act of sexual intercourse

Dude, I want to noost your sister.

by Pat February 19, 2003

noost

When used as an adjective, add "-er"

A very, very attractive female

Hey, look at that nooster!

by Pat February 19, 2003

degenerate gambler on a hot streak

one whose game (sexual) has reached a peak after a long period of inactivity

I haven't gotten any in months, but I am going to fuck the bitches like a degenerate gambler on a hot steak.

by Pat February 24, 2005

heaven

Some how people have seemed to confuse heaven with an old 20's movie. Has nothing to do with harps or our ideal place. It is a place to spend eternity with our Creator. It is completely perfect and there will be no pain or suffering, but only a perfect existence.
No, I'm not mormon.

Just for reference, hell sucks. In fact, it is a place of complete isolation with fire and crap. Somehow, people seem to think that they will have mass orgies and parties. Who got owned now?

by Pat April 03, 2004

westonandjordan

dumbasses that don't like urbandictionary. weston has nuts and jizz sandwiches everyday.

weston: kiss me pat
pat: eww you emo get away
Jordan: i am emo too

by pat February 24, 2005

wanko

like a smoko where a short break was given for a smoke, but instead of smoking one masturbates

Yes! that was the bell for break, time for my wanko.

by Pat November 12, 2004