pat's definitions

reacharound

a homesexual activity in which the person doing them gives them a handjob

Gay peole love getting a reacharound

by Pat October 13, 2003

glaronge

to put out a flame
like to put out a flame

Chris you stupid whore don't glaronge the flame its cold

by Pat May 13, 2005

Waddere

1. Someone who likes to touch penis
2. A pedophile
3. Someone who has an internet girlfriend

1. "Man.. that guy is such a Waddere"
3. "Man.. can't he get any.. he's a Waddere!!"

by Pat July 5, 2004

noost

A sexual secretion from the penis

Dude, I just noosted all over your mom.

by Pat February 18, 2003

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

cheesecake

a guy i met in the middle of the street on a drunken night that had a long fingernail

i just fucked a cheesecake

i fancy that cheesecake

my unckle pat said that when i am 16 i can go and find my own cheesecake

KuRhUr

by pat July 12, 2004

minizzle

'Snoopified' word for 'Minute' used in an AOL 9.0 television commercial

After the man recommends using an old Snoop Dogg CD to fill in for the AOL disk the customers were going to use to complete their fish made of CD's Snoop Dogg comes around the corner behind the customers and says "Now wait just one minizzle"

by Pat December 24, 2003