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GTL

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.
Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.
by parkca01 November 22, 2010
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BaJock Brobama

During BaJock Brobama's speech this week he explained his policy on illegal gymigrants.
by parkca01 October 19, 2012
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hypo

Similar to typo an error in the hype for an event. Can be both positive and negative.
All the reviews said the Britney show was her best yet, but really it was jusy her sitting pantsless onstage. What a hypo.

When Sarah said she's bringing a special guest to the party I thought it was just her new girlfriend. I didn't realize Kanye was going to be there; what a hypo!
by parkca01 November 22, 2010
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sammi and ronnie relationship

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.
Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.
by parkca01 August 25, 2010
mugGet the sammi and ronnie relationshipmug.

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.
Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.
by parkca01 July 9, 2010
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Focus Pocus

Like 'abra cadabra', a spell you cast hoping it will increase your productivity.
It's Friday at 3:30. I either need a beer already or a healthy dose of focus pocus.
by parkca01 December 18, 2011
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hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 4, 2013
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