parkca01's definitions

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

beer bulb

A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.

Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

rotary bone

Someone old enough to recall using a rotary phone.

The first time I called a girl was on a rotary phone. Back then you couldn't screen calls.

Grandpa, you're a rotary bone.

by parkca01 February 26, 2014

BaJock Brobama

The president of your gym

During BaJock Brobama's speech this week he explained his policy on illegal gymigrants.

by parkca01 October 19, 2012

hypo

Similar to typo an error in the hype for an event. Can be both positive and negative.

All the reviews said the Britney show was her best yet, but really it was jusy her sitting pantsless onstage. What a hypo.

When Sarah said she's bringing a special guest to the party I thought it was just her new girlfriend. I didn't realize Kanye was going to be there; what a hypo!

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 9, 2010