parkca01's definitions

beer bulb

A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.

Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

s'moron

One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.

Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

Hollicane

A summertime snow-day; a holiday from work or school due to a hurricane.

Sunday Funday ensues! drafternoon at my place because Monday is a Hollicane!

by parkca01 August 28, 2011

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011

GTL

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

nomfest

A day of high food consumption, i.e., Thanksgiving.

Alex: What are you bringing to the picnic tomorrow?
Nate: Nothing but an empty belly. The nomfest always have leftovers, good thing I'm a garbage disposal.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

brolerance

The tolerance you have for your bros.

Man he hit my car, stole my girl, and lit a fart in my room. But we go back since elementary school so we're still friends. High level of brolerance.

Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010