yiddishiot

An idiot when it comes to understanding Yiddish.
Mark (raising his wine glass to Bev): L’chaim!
Ron: If you ever swear at my wife again like that, I’ll hurt you.
Mark: It means, “To life”, as a cheers, you yiddishiot.
by parkca01 June 28, 2010
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daycay

A one-day vacation. Can be via brewskis in your backyard, a trip to a theme park, a quick trip to the lake, etc.
Connie: Hey I'm taking a daycay tomorrow. Getting my nails done and then heading out for margaritas at 1.
Beth: If I had any sick days, I'd join you! Feel free to drunk dial me at work.
by parkca01 August 27, 2010
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hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.
Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.
by parkca01 October 04, 2013
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frolympics

1. Frozen Olympics (aka Winter Olympics)
2. Hair Olympics (a shortened version of Afrolympics)
This year, icicle dread locks are an event in the 2014 winter frolympics.
by parkca01 February 26, 2014
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brolerance

The tolerance you have for your bros.
Man he hit my car, stole my girl, and lit a fart in my room. But we go back since elementary school so we're still friends. High level of brolerance.

Also, most groomsmen have a high level of brolerance as girlfriends can be bridezillas.
by parkca01 November 22, 2010
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GTL

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.
Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.
by parkca01 November 22, 2010
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Airporgatory

Airport purgatory; being stuck in an airport or on an the airplane for various reasons; weather, malfunction, excessive layovers, etc.
After seven hours of delays, Gregor decided to take travel into his own hands. He rented a car to drive from Chicago to Talahassee rather than be stuck in airporgatory.
by parkca01 August 30, 2013
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