yiddishiot

An idiot when it comes to understanding Yiddish.

Mark (raising his wine glass to Bev): L’chaim!
Ron: If you ever swear at my wife again like that, I’ll hurt you.
Mark: It means, “To life”, as a cheers, you yiddishiot.

by parkca01 June 25, 2010

Airporgatory

Airport purgatory; being stuck in an airport or on an the airplane for various reasons; weather, malfunction, excessive layovers, etc.

After seven hours of delays, Gregor decided to take travel into his own hands. He rented a car to drive from Chicago to Talahassee rather than be stuck in airporgatory.

by parkca01 July 22, 2013

BaJock Brobama

The president of your gym

During BaJock Brobama's speech this week he explained his policy on illegal gymigrants.

by parkca01 October 19, 2012

Hollicane

A summertime snow-day; a holiday from work or school due to a hurricane.

Sunday Funday ensues! drafternoon at my place because Monday is a Hollicane!

by parkca01 August 26, 2011

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 08, 2010

s'moron

One who does not know how to make s'mores properly.

Aaron started waving his marshmallow stick to get the flame to go out. The marshmallow flung off and the flaming pile of sticky landed on Cheryl's leg. What a s'moron.

by parkca01 November 16, 2011

beer bulb

A great idea while sober is associated with a light bulb. A great idea while drinking is known as a beer bulb. It's as if a glass of beer lights up over your head.

Alex: I just had a great idea. What if we sing Celine Dion to win Karaoke to pay for our bar tab tonight?
Marilyn: Brilliant! Your beer bulb just went off! My heart will go onnnn!

by parkca01 November 16, 2011