parkca01's definitions

hypo

Similar to typo an error in the hype for an event. Can be both positive and negative.

All the reviews said the Britney show was her best yet, but really it was jusy her sitting pantsless onstage. What a hypo.

When Sarah said she's bringing a special guest to the party I thought it was just her new girlfriend. I didn't realize Kanye was going to be there; what a hypo!

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 9, 2010

BaJock Brobama

The president of your gym

During BaJock Brobama's speech this week he explained his policy on illegal gymigrants.

by parkca01 October 19, 2012

sammi and ronnie relationship

An up and down, hourly off/on relationship similar to that of Sammi and Ronnie. It is akin to middle school relationships just with more alcohol and poor life decisions involved.

Sammi and Ronnie Relationships that ends in nuptials is called a "Tiger and Elin" Marriage.

by parkca01 August 25, 2010

nomfest

A day of high food consumption, i.e., Thanksgiving.

Alex: What are you bringing to the picnic tomorrow?
Nate: Nothing but an empty belly. The nomfest always have leftovers, good thing I'm a garbage disposal.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

yiddishiot

An idiot when it comes to understanding Yiddish.

Mark (raising his wine glass to Bev): L’chaim!
Ron: If you ever swear at my wife again like that, I’ll hurt you.
Mark: It means, “To life”, as a cheers, you yiddishiot.

by parkca01 June 28, 2010

gloateus maximus

An arrogant person who gloats and is cocky to the max.

Sue: I'm going to Disney this weekend!
Aaron: Meh, I have a house in Disney. I mean, it's alright, but I'd rather ski at my place in the alps.
Sue: Don't be a gloateus maximus.

by parkca01 February 23, 2011