parkca01's definitions

daycay

A one-day vacation. Can be via brewskis in your backyard, a trip to a theme park, a quick trip to the lake, etc.

Connie: Hey I'm taking a daycay tomorrow. Getting my nails done and then heading out for margaritas at 1.
Beth: If I had any sick days, I'd join you! Feel free to drunk dial me at work.

by parkca01 August 27, 2010

hair of the jog

Sweating out a hangover by cardiovascular activity. Can be forced through organized sports, or can be casual such as being the smelly guy on the elliptical.

Last night I downed too much tequila; but I'll rise and grind so I can start all over again and drafternoon. Hair of the jog.

by parkca01 October 4, 2013

GTL

Gravy-Turkey-Lethargy. Induced on Thanksgiving. Not to be confused with the popular gym-tan-laundry.

Let's meet at the grill tonight, they're having a 10c specials on wings. I'm going to max capacity, trying to work out my esophogus in prep for next Thursday's GTL.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

nomfest

A day of high food consumption, i.e., Thanksgiving.

Alex: What are you bringing to the picnic tomorrow?
Nate: Nothing but an empty belly. The nomfest always have leftovers, good thing I'm a garbage disposal.

by parkca01 November 22, 2010

yiddishiot

An idiot when it comes to understanding Yiddish.

Mark (raising his wine glass to Bev): L’chaim!
Ron: If you ever swear at my wife again like that, I’ll hurt you.
Mark: It means, “To life”, as a cheers, you yiddishiot.

by parkca01 June 28, 2010

Hollicane

A summertime snow-day; a holiday from work or school due to a hurricane.

Sunday Funday ensues! drafternoon at my place because Monday is a Hollicane!

by parkca01 August 28, 2011

workplay

Similar to foreplay but revolves around chores. Not getting any action until the honey do list is done.

Greg: Hey girl you could bring that back rub down a bit lower... And to the front...
Sara: Honey you have to give me a little workplay to get something. That sore thumb garage is so turning me off.

by parkca01 July 6, 2010