NOS

if yer real slick (yeah right) you call the new rawkin' nitrous oxide system that you installed in your rice rocket the NOS!!!

(in hospital)
billy:"Cool D, Mommy said you got hurt street racing, is that true?!"
cool d:"Yeah Billy, f'real. See the light turned green, and I was like totally owning this eclipse.. but like.. not enough.. then the turbo kicked in.. but i still wanted more.. so i hit on the NOS.. but then I realized i was still driving my '89 accord, so I shot myself in the head"
billy:"ohhhh... street racing is dangerous!"
cool d:"yeah i think that dude in the eclipse shot himself too."

by pappy July 29, 2004

icer

a dumb ho that squirts your cum out of her pussy into jars and saves it in her fridge so that she can impregnate herself later if you piss her off or don't want to commit.

'i heard you went out with jane'
'word.'
'don't piss her off. she's an icer.'
'word.'

by pappy July 17, 2004

aloner

An aloner is a boner you get from a lot less stimulation than you normally would. The aloner is caused by a decline in sexual activity or seeing live nude women.

Patty broke up with me and now I get aloners looking at Seventeen magazine.

by pappy July 17, 2004

sand nip

An asian person from the sandy regions of the South Pacific.

I would move to Hawaii but I can't stand all the sand nips.

by Pappy February 09, 2005

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 13, 2003

caps

The tips on spraycans which can (and should) be replaced depending on the width or type of coat you're trying to get - namely nice thin lines for that piece you've been working on under the fremont bridge.

Yo I need to get some fat caps so I can bomb that blacktop building downtown!

by pappy August 23, 2003

man doll

In femdom, when a man is made to wear a strapon backwords so that it comes out from his backside so a woman can fuck his body without him getting any pleasure.

'Alice, do I have to be your man doll again tonight?!'
'Don't piss me off, I'm an icer'

by pappy July 17, 2004