pappy's definitions

caps

The tips on spraycans which can (and should) be replaced depending on the width or type of coat you're trying to get - namely nice thin lines for that piece you've been working on under the fremont bridge.

Yo I need to get some fat caps so I can bomb that blacktop building downtown!

by pappy August 23, 2003

man doll

In femdom, when a man is made to wear a strapon backwords so that it comes out from his backside so a woman can fuck his body without him getting any pleasure.

'Alice, do I have to be your man doll again tonight?!'
'Don't piss me off, I'm an icer'

by pappy July 17, 2004

purple nurple

The unexpected squeezing and twisting of the nipple on a friend. Results in your nipple (nurple) turning purple.

Nathan decided to give his pappy a purple nurple. But pappy was too fast and now, Nathan has a purple nurple.

by Pappy April 13, 2003

20

the number of balls 10 guys has

lets see.. how many balls are here?
19? HAH!

by pappy July 28, 2004

coconut head

My grandson, Bricen, whose head looks like a fuzzy coconut.

His head is hard and fuzzy like a coconut.

by Pappy December 6, 2003

sand nip

An asian person from the sandy regions of the South Pacific.

I would move to Hawaii but I can't stand all the sand nips.

by Pappy February 9, 2005

turd fuck

poopsex. plain and simple, yo.

"i want some poopsex"
"be polite; call it turd fucking"

by pappy July 19, 2004