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muslim

A person who has read the Koran or has learned from others that:
1. To please God do good deeds.

2. To show proper fear of God, avoid doing his prohibited acts.

3. Have strong faith in our munificent Allah.
Whew! We're lucky he's a muslim!
by pamschel January 18, 2007
mugGet the muslimmug.

Goddamn

This word is derived from a combination of three German words "Gott" (god) "Da" (there) "Mit" (with), or "God be With It"
It is similar to the arabic statement of blessing "Allah Haffiz" in which a person who might be taking a trip is told by his friend: "Allah Haffiz" or "Gott damitt".
Goddamn - It sure is a good thing we found out before it was too late, Goddamn, that those creepy fucks claming to be chosen one jews are actually being guided and governed by rules of the their recently revealed secret Talmud book in which they are told that they are so much better than non-jews that it is permissible for them to fleece and fuck and trick any and all non-jews and the Talmud further directs them that they may disseminate among their own group members illegal insider information and industrial espionage info stolen from non-jew firms and to otherwise free discriminate against non jews and in favor of only their own group so as to help assure material prosperity for members of their shitty group.
WHITE BOY 1 TO NIGGER NUMBER9:

GODDAM - WE FINALLY FOUND THROUGH PATRIOT ACT RECORDS THE INFORMATION WHICH IDENTIFIES ALL THE ONES CLAIMING TO BE JEWS SO THAT NOW THEY CAN ALL BE QUICKLY ROUNDED UP TO STOP ONCE AND FOR ALL THEIR DECADES OF CONTINUOUS ECONOMIC AND OTHER DEVILTRY AND WITH THE PATRIOT ACT DATA WE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND AND GET BACK ALL THEIR MASSIVE MADOFF AND OTHER IL-GOTTEN GAINS FROM THE PLACES WHERE THEY HAVE TRIED TO CONCEAL IT.
by pamschel April 4, 2010
mugGet the Goddamnmug.

Bill Gates

A shrewd businessman who was smart enough to jump on the gravy train when IBM decided to start producing personal computers. Gates was able to bind IBM to an operating system which he did not even own at the time he was first dealing with IBM, and because of the international clout of IBM, everyone started using the IBM "AT" (Advanced Technology) machines and so pretty soon the IBM operating system began to be the world standard.
At this point, the world benefitted because prior to IBM, there were many different operating systems, but Bill Gates was not satisfied to be known as the unifier of operating systems and instead he greedily attempted to make sure that computer programs would only run, or would run best on his own "operating system" which has "secret code" which can easily disable programs produced by others.
Bill Gates' company was finally sued for monopolistic practices by the USA, and in the first lawsuit Microsoft agreed that the definition of an operating system is the system in the computer which connects the motherboard chip of the computer to the peripherals of the computer, such as the keyboard, monitor, drives, etc. so that the main board and the peripherals are interconnected as of course they must be.
Gates consented to the definition of an "operating system" in the decree but then illegally was able to contemptuously extend the "operating system" to include other things such as Web Browsers and other desktop programs such as "Office" so that he gained even more control over the desktop and the Web Browsers, which he had not at first recognized as being potentially a big market. By contemptuously but de facto extending the definition of the operating system in this manner he was able to extend his control over the pc even more. In this illegal way he was also able to also profit from programs produced by his own company which would only run on his extended system with its secret code. His criminal extension of his monopoly into the internet and the desktop is not fooling the European powers who have ordered Gates to produce a basic, truly defined operating system upon which any other computer program may run without his interference.
Gates pretends in a showy way to be a philanthropist but he only gives about .01% of his obscene wealth to liberal charities, while in truth his criminal greed has kept computing power out of the hands of the common man because his chicanery has led him to expect and receive a big payment out of every single pc sold, so that if he keeps getting his way, none of the world's common men and women will ever be able to afford a pc of their own. His greed and avariciousness, because of these illegal, monopolistic and lawless practices, is beyond compare. That he is up to his same old tricks is shown by how he has just recently used his expanded system to keep the company Google from running its universally respected search engine on his latest system so that users can only use his own search engine on his system. What a surprise!
The USA should begin condemnation actions against his company so that computing power can truly be released to all the people. In the condemnation trial, we would hope the jury would give him and his shareholders ZERO RECOVERY because of the fact that the current position the company is in was acquired by illegal and unethical practices, and he should be jailed for contempt of court regarding the first anti-trust action where he himself agreed to the limited definition of an operating system.
When people's good deeds are counted up on judgment day, Bill Gates is sure to be one of the many that are denied entry into the renewed Garden of Eden, and he will surely be burned to a crisp because of his selfishness, lies and greed.
Bill: how much do you think your uncounted earthly riches will help you at that time? You are advised to make a public dedication of your system before it is too late.
It's no use for us to try to develop that new program you are thinking about because you will first have to go to Bill Gates to make sure he will let us run the program on his desktop; and chances are when we see him that he will steal our idea just like he did with the Apple Macintosh icon oriented command line system and all those others.
by pamschel August 3, 2007
mugGet the Bill Gatesmug.

feederz

Feederz are breasts; it is naming them after their highest and best use, that of nurishing human babies.
Check out the feederz on that Jewish American Princess!
by pamschel July 22, 2008
mugGet the feederzmug.

fuck it back

Transitive Verb, recently coined by Randal Amschel, son of Peter; This phrase is used after someone has fucked up or negligently or otherwise damaged persons or property. As soon as the damage has been rectified by the actor and settled between the parties if anyone in the future mentions the initial injury, the speaker should be reminded by the use of this phrase of the complete resolution of the matter between the parties.
Mr. X: Bob sure did fuck up that pristine 1967 VW bug hitlerstaffcar on account of his vehicular negligence!

Mr. Y: Yes, but where are you in the stream of time, Mr. Y? Bob resolved to fuck it back and has already done so.
by pamschel November 26, 2007
mugGet the fuck it backmug.

white

Adjective. It describes a person as being kind and considerate.
by pamschel May 21, 2006
mugGet the whitemug.

coffee grinder

The coffee grinder is the portion of a female's anatomy, also known as the vagina, designed to accept and stimulate the husband's erect penis, so that later on a baby might come travelling down thisbirth canal.
I wouldn't use an internal pad in there my dear because plugging up the coffee grinder can result in toxic shock.
by pamschel April 18, 2006
mugGet the coffee grindermug.

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