pamschel's definitions

Wallet Biopsy

A regular biopsy is where the physician uses a metal device to invade the patient's body or tissues until the tip of the device reaches a certain location inside the body. The tip of the biopsy device is mechanically capable of snipping or clipping a sample of flesh in the area of concern. In the usual case, the physician will have reviewed the results of a non-invasive diagnostic test, such as an X-ray or a CT scan and the doctor will have seen something on the radiology results which has stimulated a professional need in the doctor's mind to know exactly what type of tissue exists in the area of concern. A biopsy therefore is the use of the metal device to pinch off or otherwise obtain a piece of the tissue from inside the body and to remove the tissue so that it can be analyzed at a pathology lab to assist the doctor in making an accurate diagnosis.
A wallet biopsy involves an inquiry similar to that of the regular biopsy noted above except that in the wallet biopsy the goal is to determine the ability of the patient to pay for the medical care which the doctor might recommend.The results of the wallet biopsy will reveal the nature and extent of the patient's health insurance coverage and/or the extent of the patient's personal wealth so that the doctor will know whether or not the patient can afford to pay the freight for the procedure.

Intern X: I believe that I can operate on the patient so as to stitch the bladder securely to the pubis bone so that the bladder will no longer be able to slosh down onto the top of the birth canal. The loose connective tissue of the bladder has allowed the bladder to move out of place so as to put pressure on the birth canal which is pushing vaginal wall tissue out into the pussy.

Senior Dr.Y: Hand me the WB Wallet Biopsy file.

by pamschel June 22, 2009

Earschplittenloudenboomer

Noun German word.

The sound produced upon detonation of an atomic bomb.

Emile: Gott am Himmel! Einen Earschplittenloudenboomer!

by pamschel May 26, 2008

cloud computing

If one could consider the internet itself as being similar to a "cloud", in the way that it seemingly floats ubiquitously over everything and is not owned by anyone, cloud computing is using a cheap, rudimentary computer terminal as the only hardware you need in order to accomplish fully functional computing.

Man! Alhamdullilah that each one of us is finally able through cloud computing to stop being tied down to all that duplicative hardware!

by pamschel May 23, 2008

white

Adjective. It describes a person as being kind and considerate.

That's mighty white of you!

by pamschel May 21, 2006

Fuddy Duddy

A person who reacts negatively when he learns that unmarried persons are engaging in sexual intercourse. Typically used with "old".

Don't tell Bob you slept with me last night, he's an old Fuddy Duddy about that sort of thing and it will ruin his day.

by pamschel December 26, 2006

Goddamn

This word is derived from a combination of three German words "Gott" (god) "Da" (there) "Mit" (with), or "God be With It"
It is similar to the arabic statement of blessing "Allah Haffiz" in which a person who might be taking a trip is told by his friend: "Allah Haffiz" or "Gott damitt".

Goddamn - It sure is a good thing we found out before it was too late, Goddamn, that those creepy fucks claming to be chosen one jews are actually being guided and governed by rules of the their recently revealed secret Talmud book in which they are told that they are so much better than non-jews that it is permissible for them to fleece and fuck and trick any and all non-jews and the Talmud further directs them that they may disseminate among their own group members illegal insider information and industrial espionage info stolen from non-jew firms and to otherwise free discriminate against non jews and in favor of only their own group so as to help assure material prosperity for members of their shitty group.
WHITE BOY 1 TO NIGGER NUMBER9:

GODDAM - WE FINALLY FOUND THROUGH PATRIOT ACT RECORDS THE INFORMATION WHICH IDENTIFIES ALL THE ONES CLAIMING TO BE JEWS SO THAT NOW THEY CAN ALL BE QUICKLY ROUNDED UP TO STOP ONCE AND FOR ALL THEIR DECADES OF CONTINUOUS ECONOMIC AND OTHER DEVILTRY AND WITH THE PATRIOT ACT DATA WE WILL BE ABLE TO FIND AND GET BACK ALL THEIR MASSIVE MADOFF AND OTHER IL-GOTTEN GAINS FROM THE PLACES WHERE THEY HAVE TRIED TO CONCEAL IT.

by pamschel April 4, 2010

Feece

This word is a synonym for the word "son" in the French language.

There is mon Feece! Come running to me, mon Feece!

by pamschel November 26, 2007