A person who reacts negatively when he learns that unmarried persons are engaging in sexual intercourse. Typically used with "old".
Don't tell Bob you slept with me last night, he's an old Fuddy Duddy about that sort of thing and it will ruin his day.
by pamschel December 22, 2006
A person who has read the Koran or has learned from others that:
1. To please God do good deeds.
2. To show proper fear of God, avoid doing his prohibited acts.
3. Have strong faith in our munificent Allah.
1. To please God do good deeds.
2. To show proper fear of God, avoid doing his prohibited acts.
3. Have strong faith in our munificent Allah.
by pamschel June 16, 2006
Suckster is a synonym for Christmas. It is called suckster nowadays because the traditions of the day suck and because the traditions have nothing to do with Jesus.
Jack: So Bob, what are you doing for Suckster this year?
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.
Bob: I'm going to put a meaningless dead fire hazard Suckster tree into my house and heat it and let it get real dry; I'm going to buy Suckster presents I can't afford to give to people who will pretend to like them; I'm putting off until Suckster buying some of the stuff like shirts and socks and underwear that I should have already provided for my family but I'll get double credit if I wait until Suckster; I'm going to visit and eat and drink on Suckster, the coldest day of the year; when my kids bug me for a toy, I just put them off until Suckster so maybe they'll forget about it; Suckster is the only day I attend my Catholic church mASS and while I'm there I'll inspect the priest's side of the confessional booth for pecker tracks.
by pamschel May 03, 2009
The word "To Vietnam", a transitive verb, is used to describe a specie of treacherous conduct used by a weak and beggarly foe to defeat a stronger and more righteous foe. The Republic of Vietnam was a party, with the US, to the SEATO treaty which said that if any party outside the treaty attacked any member, that the other treaty members would help the attacked member. The US was therefore bound by duty and honor to enter the war upon the invasion of the south by the north. North Vietnam intended to and tried hard to impose a communistic form of government on the south by military force. North Vietnam was the point soldier in a proxy effort by communism aparatchicks to rule the entire world, but they could get any traction at all while American solders like me were there. In 1973 the commies "Vietnamed" or tricked the USA into leaving RVN. The commies promised that if we left Vietnam they would never again invade the south with military force. We left in 1973 and by 1975 the commies were openly breaking the Paris treaty.
We can't beat you, numbah 10 GI, because you are too strong of a military force, and we are only weak and beggarly slope headed gooks, so we will VIETNAM YOU.
by pamschel December 12, 2006
Transitive Verb, recently coined by Randal Amschel, son of Peter; This phrase is used after someone has fucked up or negligently or otherwise damaged persons or property. As soon as the damage has been rectified by the actor and settled between the parties if anyone in the future mentions the initial injury, the speaker should be reminded by the use of this phrase of the complete resolution of the matter between the parties.
Mr. X: Bob sure did fuck up that pristine 1967 VW bug hitlerstaffcar on account of his vehicular negligence!
Mr. Y: Yes, but where are you in the stream of time, Mr. Y? Bob resolved to fuck it back and has already done so.
Mr. Y: Yes, but where are you in the stream of time, Mr. Y? Bob resolved to fuck it back and has already done so.
by pamschel November 05, 2007
When our age group was being drafted for military duty in the late '60s many if not most of our peers were able to evade the draft with college exemptions or psych exemptions or going to Canada. Many of them claimed they were too peaceful and loving to be able to become soldiers, but they typically dropped their hippy facade when the war was finally over. Those of us who did submit to the draft referred to these people as American Chickens, and we referred to the peace sign which many of them sported as The Track of the American Chicken. The Vietnamese communists were indeed sneaky killers and chances of being killed were high for draftees. These dirty gooks were determined to kill us for communism and they had heavy duty backing from Russian and Chinese commies so we really didn't blame the American Chickens for wanting to stay out of it.
Bob: You're about my age, Frank; so what did you do during the war to the death with international communism in the late '60s?
Frank: I was one of the American Chickens.
Frank: I was one of the American Chickens.
by pamschel September 22, 2010
Feederz are breasts; it is naming them after their highest and best use, that of nurishing human babies.
Check out the feederz on that Jewish American Princess!
by pamschel March 11, 2006