john hits

Bong hits taken while on the john; i.e. hits of marijuana inhaled whilst seated on a toilet.

I started my day with some john hits. What a great way to relax.

by osirusR February 05, 2010

douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."

1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.

by OsirusR July 06, 2010

butter body

1. An individual with an attractive face, but an unnattractive body, i.e. "Her face is pretty, but her body..."
2. A chubby girl with a pretty face.

I let her blow me, but I didn't bone her. She's a butter body, after all.

by OsirusR September 18, 2009

laughrodisiac

the stimulation of sexual desire through humor.

His jokes served as a laughrodisiac, and the girl looked at him with desire flashing in her eyes.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

rasharded

pertaining to Rashard Lewis. Can be used in either a positive or negative context, depending on the situation at hand.

You see the game last night? That shit was rasharded, son!

by OsirusR July 14, 2009

faceboast

To boast about your accomplishments or your exciting social life using Facebook status updates to show off to the world. See also "facebrag."

Alex faceboasts every weekend. He tries so hard to make us jealous of his social life.

by OsirusR July 22, 2009

hubes

huge boobs.

Check out those hubes over there.

by OsirusR July 14, 2009