Definitions by op_position
Leftist Aliens
- elected politicians that have LEFT their post and are hiding out across the border instead of representing people in their own state
HE: Have you seen anything of your state representative?
SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state
HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?
SHE: Exactly..!
SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state
HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?
SHE: Exactly..!
Leftist Aliens by op_position March 9, 2011
cross hares
cross hares - (synonym= nasty rabbits) folks who respond to suggestions by the formerly unbiased press - like a bunch of scared defenseless bunnies (hares) - to anyone who dares to challenge (cross) their thinking or utter terms that they can take out of context to claim that they are personally offended - in order to exercise what little power they think they have over others.
Recent trend by some "cross hares" who claim to be offended so they can openly despise and react in anger and rage against those who they claim ...cling to their "guns" and The "Cross", etc.
Recent examples of feigned offense include terms like "cross-hairs", "gun" unless used in gun-control, "target" unless they are going shopping, "aim" unless it is something they "aim to do" against others, "cross" when used in a biblical context, the letter "T" unless THEY use it to call a peaceful patriotic grass movement... "T-baggers", etc.)
Recent examples of feigned offense include terms like "cross-hairs", "gun" unless used in gun-control, "target" unless they are going shopping, "aim" unless it is something they "aim to do" against others, "cross" when used in a biblical context, the letter "T" unless THEY use it to call a peaceful patriotic grass movement... "T-baggers", etc.)
cross hares by op_position January 20, 2011
If-Asked-Don't-Tell
If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".
Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."
(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)
If-Asked-Don't-Tell by op_position November 12, 2010
Under-Time
Under-Time is the shortage of hours given to an employee to do the same scope of work but in less time.
In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.
It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.
It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
Q) Are you working overnight with us to re-arrange the cereal shelves and move old stock to the front..we're even getting Over-Time..?
A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
Under-Time by op_position November 7, 2010
HEAR-a-prompter
A HEAR-a-prompter is just the opposite of a "tell-a-prompter" - and is needed by those who are in leadership - or those elected to represent citizen's desires.
Q) How could the greatest orator of all times not explain what he means or convince his "followers" to agree with him?
A) Maybe it was his union screen-writer's fault, or maybe he needs a HEAR-a-prompter - so he can do what his constituents have been TELLing him to do... for a "CHANGE"...
A) Maybe it was his union screen-writer's fault, or maybe he needs a HEAR-a-prompter - so he can do what his constituents have been TELLing him to do... for a "CHANGE"...
HEAR-a-prompter by op_position November 7, 2010
WHATEVERISM
WHATEVERISM - is an UNYIELDING attempt by a FORCEFUL mind to convert SIMPLE MORAL TRUTH into limitless shades of GREY....
It is the opposite of fundamentalism which bases its beliefs on fixed moral constructs of right and wrong.
It is the opposite of fundamentalism which bases its beliefs on fixed moral constructs of right and wrong.
Q - Are you a religious person?
A - Yes, but I practice "WHATEVERISM", so I am strongly opposed to all those fundamentalists and their closed minds!
Q - Does she have good ethics?
A - Yes, you can always count on her unwavering beliefs in "WHATEVERISM"
A - Yes, but I practice "WHATEVERISM", so I am strongly opposed to all those fundamentalists and their closed minds!
Q - Does she have good ethics?
A - Yes, you can always count on her unwavering beliefs in "WHATEVERISM"
WHATEVERISM by op_position April 21, 2010
baraUcKK
"baraUcKK" - the sad sick guttural sound made when anyone with a weak stomach tries to watch legislation being made (or sausage).
May also be associated with excessive celebration on Saint Barry's Day (April 1st).
May also be associated with excessive celebration on Saint Barry's Day (April 1st).
Q -Have you noticed all the bickering in D.C.?...
A- Yes,it just makes me sick... baraUcKK!
Q- Did you see what your Congressman just voted for?..
A- Yes, it just makes me...baraUcKK!
A- Yes,it just makes me sick... baraUcKK!
Q- Did you see what your Congressman just voted for?..
A- Yes, it just makes me...baraUcKK!
baraUcKK by op_position March 26, 2010