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Just like St Paddy before him who didn't drive
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...
Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.
And they both make more sense if you're drunk!
{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...
Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.
And they both make more sense if you're drunk!
{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)
by op_position March 20, 2010
Get the Saint Barry's Day mug.cross hares - (synonym= nasty rabbits) folks who respond to suggestions by the formerly unbiased press - like a bunch of scared defenseless bunnies (hares) - to anyone who dares to challenge (cross) their thinking or utter terms that they can take out of context to claim that they are personally offended - in order to exercise what little power they think they have over others.
Recent trend by some "cross hares" who claim to be offended so they can openly despise and react in anger and rage against those who they claim ...cling to their "guns" and The "Cross", etc.
Recent examples of feigned offense include terms like "cross-hairs", "gun" unless used in gun-control, "target" unless they are going shopping, "aim" unless it is something they "aim to do" against others, "cross" when used in a biblical context, the letter "T" unless THEY use it to call a peaceful patriotic grass movement... "T-baggers", etc.)
Recent examples of feigned offense include terms like "cross-hairs", "gun" unless used in gun-control, "target" unless they are going shopping, "aim" unless it is something they "aim to do" against others, "cross" when used in a biblical context, the letter "T" unless THEY use it to call a peaceful patriotic grass movement... "T-baggers", etc.)
by op_position January 20, 2011
Get the cross hares mug.parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
by op_position April 12, 2011
Get the kinetic indecision mug.TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...
HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?
SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!
HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..
SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...
HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!
HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..
SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...
HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
by op_position May 9, 2011
Get the TowerTazer mug.Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position June 6, 2011
Get the thumb-drive control mug.audASSity - is the petty, pompous, and immature approach often taken to demean or diminish or refute or castigate one's fellow man with whom that audASSious person disagrees.
HE: Did you hear what that politician said about their opponent?
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
by op_position June 6, 2011
Get the audASSity mug.Under-Time is the shortage of hours given to an employee to do the same scope of work but in less time.
In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.
It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.
It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
Q) Are you working overnight with us to re-arrange the cereal shelves and move old stock to the front..we're even getting Over-Time..?
A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
by op_position November 7, 2010
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