Citizens Intelligence

(opposite of "government intelligence") A coalition of CITIZENS that represent the intelligence that is needed to replace the NON-SENSE that politicians have created with COMMON SENSE that can serve those who are governed.

Since 'unions' are more likely to receive favored benefits from the government now, the CAGI Union is hereby founded to represent the Citizens Against Government Intelligence.

Join CAGI and get back to Common Sense in Government !
"Citizens Intelligence" beats 'government intelligence' every time !

"Hello, I'm a CITIZEN and I'm here to HELP you (the Government).

Join forces and get your rights back - let's all be CAGI !!
by op_position February 27, 2010
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Saint Barry's Day

Just like St Paddy before him who didn't drive
the snakes out of Ireland....is now celebrated
on St Paddy's Day...

Saint Barry-O (aka Barack) has NOT driven the
"SNAKES" out of Washington either... so let's
celebrate like an Irishman - on April 1st TOO.

And they both make more sense if you're drunk!

{note to editors: is that politically correct enuff 4 ya? ;-)
Q - Isn't this Saint Barry's Day?
A - Yeah, look how he cleaned up DC..
- "April Fools" !!
by op_position March 20, 2010
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WHATEVERISM

WHATEVERISM - is an UNYIELDING attempt by a FORCEFUL mind to convert SIMPLE MORAL TRUTH into limitless shades of GREY....

It is the opposite of fundamentalism which bases its beliefs on fixed moral constructs of right and wrong.
Q - Are you a religious person?
A - Yes, but I practice "WHATEVERISM", so I am strongly opposed to all those fundamentalists and their closed minds!

Q - Does she have good ethics?
A - Yes, you can always count on her unwavering beliefs in "WHATEVERISM"
by op_position April 21, 2010
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Leftist Aliens

- elected politicians that have LEFT their post and are hiding out across the border instead of representing people in their own state
HE: Have you seen anything of your state representative?

SHE: No, but I heard he is one of the LEFTist Aliens hold up in another state

HE: Did you say "left us.." - what about our collective rights?

SHE: Exactly..!
by op_position March 09, 2011
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thumb-drive control

Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..

Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.

Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?

SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism

HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?

SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position June 06, 2011
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abandon-ship

the cowardly practice of taking the first lifeboat to shore while your fellow statesmen stay behind to bail water and repair the hole you shot in the boat
SHE: What are you doing laying on the beach while your ship goes down?

HE: We don't want to be associated with that sinking ship

SHE: So you think abandon-ship is better than statesmanship...?

HE: No, but we're die-hard scaredy-crats....AND OUR COLLECTIVE BARGAINING AGREEMENT EXEMPTS US FROM HAZARDOUS DUTY...
by op_position March 14, 2011
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kinetic indecision

parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"

SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
by op_position April 12, 2011
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