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audASSity - is the petty, pompous, and immature approach often taken to demean or diminish or refute or castigate one's fellow man with whom that audASSious person disagrees.
HE: Did you hear what that politician said about their opponent?
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?
HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!
SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..
HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...
by op_position June 6, 2011
Get the audASSity mug.the misplaced mental ascension to unbridled monarch status within the framework of three equal branches of government; the delusion that being elected to the key leadership role in a Republic also confers the unilateral power often assumed by the dictator of a failing democracy
Obamonarchy - placing un-vetted 'Czars' (that are later dismissed for having questionable backgrounds or for making questionable decisions) into positions of regulating issues and circumstances that are not granted to them by any law or other precedent (like salaries of private company executives)
by op_position February 5, 2010
Get the Obamonarchy mug.Under-Time is the shortage of hours given to an employee to do the same scope of work but in less time.
In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.
It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
In the down economy, hourly workers are "expected" to "work smarter" and do added work and still get their regular work done as if they were "professionals" who owe the employer more-than-hourly performance.
It is often associated with a new RUSH assignment - or managers who get a BONUS for reduced labor costs.
Q) Are you working overnight with us to re-arrange the cereal shelves and move old stock to the front..we're even getting Over-Time..?
A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
A) No, I've been given Under-Time for hanging up all the new signs to promote the changed pricing..and wasn't even given enough hours to get the regular store signs installed..
by op_position November 7, 2010
Get the Under-Time mug.the unrecognized pho-pauX that can result from mizpellin or mispronouncing words, especially those that have silent letters (like corPsman)
"have you noticed the suBBtle way a teleprompter often diminishes a speaker's ability to become known as a great orator.."
"..that was so suBBtle that even the un-Biased mainstream press didn't catch it either.."
"maybe they don't teach those suBBtlties at HaRRvord.."
"..that was so suBBtle that even the un-Biased mainstream press didn't catch it either.."
"maybe they don't teach those suBBtlties at HaRRvord.."
by op_position February 6, 2010
Get the suBBtle mug.parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
by op_position April 12, 2011
Get the kinetic indecision mug.TowerTazer - an ankle bracelet device with an audible alarm and electronic shock feature that awakens any person who is not moving for more than 5 minutes...
HE: Did you hear that air traffic controllers have a behavior problem and are putting us all at risk?
SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!
HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..
SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...
HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
SHE: Yes, and a TowerTazer could put a stop to that..!
HE: Wonder what the ACLU/Unions will say about this..
SHE: Probably want paid naps...and more sleepy workers...
HE: Maybe we need to all join CAGI...the citizen's union..
by op_position May 9, 2011
Get the TowerTazer mug.Fast-n-furious is a dance move recognized when an individual suddenly skates away hastily - when they are questioned about some action that they took earlier - that in retrospect now appears to have been done too fast-n-furious...
He: Can you believe that the US DOJ approved that guns be provided to foreign drug gangs - that they then used to kill Mexicans and Americans...?
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
She: No, but I did notice how fast-n-furious the AG left the room when he was asked about it..!
He: Do you think justice will be done to those responsible?
She: Probably depends on how fast-n-furious the folks that run the paper shredders and hard-drive erasers can re-act...
by op_position October 12, 2011
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