wendys

a good fast food restaurant where unlike mcdonalds their nuggets actually resemble chicken.

wanna go to mcdonalds and get some burgers?

no fuck mcdonalds wendys is where it's at.

by online handle August 28, 2006

accostco

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.

accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door

by online handle September 18, 2006

curb your enthusiasm

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"

curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.

by online handle August 29, 2006

paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.

guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.

by online handle September 25, 2006

golden gate bridge

a place where more people kill themselves then any place in the world.

this obviously means san francisco has the largest population of emo kids then any other place in the world

my gf dumped me, let's go to the golden gate bridge.

by online handle August 30, 2006

dvorak

an alternative keyboard to the normal qwerty keyboards. used by only the leetest of the leet. the letter placement is supposed to be better. the record for the most words ever typed with a keyboard is 212 words a minute, a dvorak keyboard was used

guy #1: let's go on aim and flirt with those sluts
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek

by online handle September 16, 2006

online handle

what you go by on the internet. see screen name

i'm looking for your youtube link dude, what's your online handle

by online handle September 18, 2006