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Para

1. A state in nothern Brazil mostly covered with rainforest.

2. A unit of Serbian or Yugoslavian currency. The word means money in this context.

3. Ancient Finnish household spirits who appear in the shape of a cat, snake, hare, or frog. Typically mischievous, stealing things and moving them around.

4. Also para is a affix meaning beyond, near to, or simular to; such as paranormal, parakeet, or paratroopers.
1. Pará has a territory covered mostly by jungle, covering a vast area of the Amazon Rainforest.

2. A para is one hundredth of a dinar.

3. The para stole my apple pie!

4. Peter is a paranormal parakeet paratrooper!
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Space Junk

The dead satellites, discarded rocket casings, and so forth that orbit the Earth, creating a hazard for space shuttles.
With all the space junk that gridles the planet it is a wonder that NASA hasn't done more to clean it up.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Freyja

The Norse Goddess of love, fertility, sexuality, lust, beauty, magic, war, and death. The counterpart to her twin brother Frey. Her name means “Lady”. Freyja is the most beautiful of all the Goddesses, women pray to her for help in all matters. Freyja teaches women to love who they are and for men to love them for it.

She is said to have wept tears of gold when searching for her lost husband, Od. After being abandoned by her husband Freyja becomes the most promiscuous of all Goddesses, having love affairs with gods, humans, elves, and dwarves. Her necklace is named Brisingamen, (whose power cannot be resisted) which he obtained from four dwarves by spending the night with them. She also has a cloak of falcon feathers and a chariot drawn by two cats (think lynx not house cats).

Freyja is quite independent by nature, being chief of the Valkyrie she gets half of all those who fall in battle (the other half go to Odin.). Not being married, she is also a single mother to Hnoss.

In ancient times the constellation we today know as Orion, was known as “Freyja’s Gown”, and the sword belt was called “Freyja’s Girdle”.
Freyja is not the same Goddess as Frigga, so do not confuse them.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Dodge Viper

The most powerful production car made by Dodge. The Viper is a modern day American muscle car that began being sold in 1992 and still continues to this day. All Vipers have a V10 engine, are 6 speed manuals, and are two seaters; and all Vipers are known for their head turning curves.

There are three generations of Vipers which have different specs and modified body designs; first generation goes from 1992-1995; second generation goes from 1996-2002; thrid generation goes from 2003-present. There are also some notable variants such as the Viper GTS-R, Viper Competition Coupe, Viper-powered Ram, Tomahawk, and Hennessey Vemon 1000 Twin Turbo.

Today's Dodge Viper boasts a 8.3-liter V10 engine 510 horsepower, 535 lb-ft of torque and can get from 0 to 60 in less than 4 seconds. Vipers have a raw power that you just can't get from other cars. If you never have set in the drivers seat of one of these baby's you don't know what you're missing.
One Bad Asp is the lisence plate on my Dodge Viper.
by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006
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Atavistic

Having characteristics regressing to a more primitive type; resembling a distant ancestor. A evolutionary throwback.
The atavistic dew claw in many dog breeds is a simple example of a genetic throwback to an earler stage of dog evolution.

An atavistic example in humans is when babies are born with true tails.
by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006
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Ostara

The patron (Germanic) Goddess of spring, fertility and of new life, after whom the holiday Easter was named and originally celebrated in honor of. Some of her symbols include the rabbit, egg, flowers, and other symbols of fertility. Hot cross buns originated as offerings to Ostara.
Aside from being a Goddess, Ostara is also a holiday.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Black Hash

Black hash is opium mixed with hashish.
If you eat browies made with black hash, you will feel like you're on a mild LSD trip.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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