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Clutched

To be clutched is to be rejected.
Richie was totally clutched by the young blonde by the jukebox.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Nice Girl

1. The self-labeled female equivalent of the “Nice Guy”. A woman who will spend most of her time whining about how men “just want to date sluts”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. To stupid to figure out why men don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to be in a relationship they must act promiscuous and trashy.

They tend to befriend men who are already in relationships (sometimes who are in relationships with other men! Or who are married!). Often misrepresenting their intentions and trying to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to the man and start a relationship with him.

2. Sometimes, however nice girl just means a girl who is sweet and kind. And thus, has no negative meaning like my definition #1.
1. Nice Girl: How come won’t you date me?
Her male friend: Because, I already have a boyfriend!

2. Brandi is a nice girl, she is always sweet to me
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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Comet

A small icy body--usually only a few kilometers across--that orbits a star. Most comets orbit the Sun beyond the outermost planets in an enormous cloud known as the Oort cloud.
Like asteroids, comets are builders' rubble left over from the formation of the planets.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Vala

1. A term in Asatru. "Seeress". Whether a practitioner of Galdr or Seid, this term designates a female diviner.

2. A character in Stargate SG-1. Vala Mal Doran is a theif, con-artist and recently a memeber of SG-1. She is played by Claudia Black.
1. Raven is a vala, she practices seid.

2. Vala gave birth to Adria who is an Ori in the flesh and is hellbent on converting everyone over to Origin (or killing them).
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Tyr

A Norse God who is far older than all others in Asgard. He is said to have sacrificed his right hand to help bind Fenris, the wolf who when set free is destined to devour the Sun. Tyr symbolizes will and desire. He was and is the God of War and Warriors
Tyr is the Norse God of War.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Mother Earth

1. The personification of Nature; The giver and sustainer of life. Perhaps the most ancient of all goddesses, worshiped back in prehistorical times.

2. Our home world, planet Earth.
1. In Greek mythology, Gaia is Mother Earth.

2. We had best take care of Mother Earth.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Irish Coffee

An alcoholic coffee drink made with Irish Whiskey.

How to make:
Warm a 8-oz thick goblet by rinsing it in very hot or boiling water. Pour fresh coffee (about 5 to 6. oz) and whiskey (about 2 oz.) into goblet. Add sugar, stiring until dissolved, then add a generous dab of whipped cream.
You'd be suprised how many bartenders don't know how to make Irish Coffee.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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