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Bisexous 

Another way of saying someone or something is bisexual.
Bisexous is a real word, I didn't make it up.
Bisexous by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Pain and Suffering 

What someone experiences when reading some guy’s definition of how much he resents his ex-wife!

Real pain and suffering is what you go though when someone you love dies a horrible and untimely death for example. And when you lose the ability to work or live a normal life because your pain, whether it be physical, emotional, or mental is so great that you cannot function.
Hank drank whiskey to ease the pain and suffering he felt after he lost the person he loved most in life.
Pain and Suffering by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Bisexual Chic

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people.

Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.
Britney Spears and Madonna kissing on MTV is a good example of Bisexual chic.
Bisexual Chic by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Bisexual 

A sexual orientation which refers to the aesthetic, romantic, and sexual desire for people of either gender. Often thought to cover the range between the two extremes of homosexuality and heterosexuality on the Kinsey scale. A bisexual is not necessarily attracted to both genders equally; they may very well be more attracted to one gender than the other.

Just remember, appearances can be deceiving. Someone you think looks straight may not be; likewise someone who to you looks gay, maybe bisexual. Don’t judge people.
”Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons.”- Anonymous quote on the internet.

"The bisexual is a curious creature, open to the possibility of finding a mate in either gender."
Bisexual by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
1. A person's name, originally masculine but now also feminine. In the strictess sense means messenger, but also due to mythology connotes a heavenly creature.

2. Angel can also be used as a term of endearment, meaning someone who is a sweetheart.

3. In modern day mythology an angel is typically seen as a benevolent celestial being sent by god as a intermediary between heaven and earth. Often as a guardian spirit.

4. The name of a popular TV spin off of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
1. Angel is my friend.

2. You're such an angel.

3. Carol believes that her Aunt is now a guardian angel.

4. The TV show Angel comes on early in the morning where I live.
Angel by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Valkyrie 

From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.

Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...

See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism
If you see a Valkyrie, it means only one thing, you're going to die.
Valkyrie by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
A Mexicant is a person of Mexican descent who won’t work hard and is often seen goofing off and being lazy. Combination of Mexican and the contraction can’t.
Pedro is a Mexican because he works hard; whereas Jesus is a Mexicant because he can’t seem to do the work George gives him.
Mexicant by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006