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Anubis

1. An popular Egyptian god that is still worshiped to this day. Anubis conducts the people’s souls to judgment; he is widely known as the god of the dead. His duties range from caring for the dead’s bodies (He is credited with inventing embalming in the book of the dead.), transporting the dead’s souls, weighing the hearts of one’s soul against the feather of Ma’at to see how good or evil they are, to even protecting people while they sleep.

Like many Egyptian gods, Anubis has the head of an animal, in His case a jackel. This is thought to be due to the fact that jackels roamed the grave yards.

Prayers to Anubis have been found carved on most ancient tombs and modern day Pagans (those who feel connected to this god) often kept a statue of Anubis by their bedside to protect them while they sleep.

2. A super villain on Stargate SG-1, Anubis is a highly powerful and hostile Half-Ascended Goa’uld. He was seen as the most evil of them all, even by other Goa’uld even before he ascended and became ever more wicked.

1. Statues of Anubis aren't hard to find these days.

2. It is a shame that Anubis was killed off; I think he was one bad ass villian.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Black Mead

An alcoholic drink. When Mead is brewed with black currants it is called black mead.

Scarlett had never tasted black mead before.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Nymphomaniac

A woman who wants lots of sex or sex with more than one person. Commonly used by men to describe a woman who knows more about sex than they do or wants it more than they feel like providing.

Kimberly was called a nymphomaniac by certain men only because she was knew more and was better at it then most.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Sack Mead

Extremely sweet mead. When mead is made with more honey than normal, it is called sack mead.

Woah, this sack mead is sweet!

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Lyra

Lyra is a small constellation in the night sky. The word Lyra comes from the Latin, Lyre (a harp). The most notable star is Vega, which also happens to be one of the brighest in the sky.

In the movie K-Pax, Prot claims to be from a planet (K-Pax) which was located in the constellation Lyra.

by OneBadAsp October 17, 2006

Agitate the Gravel

To agitate the gravel means to leave, usually in a hurry.

Eric likes to agitate the gravel when he gets pissed off.

by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006

Kink

Doing in bed what others only think about.

There are many types of kink.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006