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Bisexual

A sexual orientation which refers to the aesthetic, romantic, and sexual desire for people of either gender. Often thought to cover the range between the two extremes of homosexuality and heterosexuality on the Kinsey scale. A bisexual is not necessarily attracted to both genders equally; they may very well be more attracted to one gender than the other.

Just remember, appearances can be deceiving. Someone you think looks straight may not be; likewise someone who to you looks gay, maybe bisexual. Don’t judge people.
”Some people move in lesbian circles. I move in bisexual dodecahedrons.”- Anonymous quote on the internet.

"The bisexual is a curious creature, open to the possibility of finding a mate in either gender."
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Americant

A American who is extremely lazy and who refuses to work for a living. Similar to a Mexicant. Americants are often overweight, unhealthy, and poor; not because something terrible happened to them but only because they won't work hard. They want everything handed to them on a silver platter. An Americant may be of any race or religion.
Shawn is a classic example of an Americant, he mooches off of everyone he knows including the US government.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Freyja

The Norse Goddess of love, fertility, sexuality, lust, beauty, magic, war, and death. The counterpart to her twin brother Frey. Her name means “Lady”. Freyja is the most beautiful of all the Goddesses, women pray to her for help in all matters. Freyja teaches women to love who they are and for men to love them for it.

She is said to have wept tears of gold when searching for her lost husband, Od. After being abandoned by her husband Freyja becomes the most promiscuous of all Goddesses, having love affairs with gods, humans, elves, and dwarves. Her necklace is named Brisingamen, (whose power cannot be resisted) which he obtained from four dwarves by spending the night with them. She also has a cloak of falcon feathers and a chariot drawn by two cats (think lynx not house cats).

Freyja is quite independent by nature, being chief of the Valkyrie she gets half of all those who fall in battle (the other half go to Odin.). Not being married, she is also a single mother to Hnoss.

In ancient times the constellation we today know as Orion, was known as “Freyja’s Gown”, and the sword belt was called “Freyja’s Girdle”.
Freyja is not the same Goddess as Frigga, so do not confuse them.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Deuce

Deuce is a 50's slang term for any of the Ford Model B vehicles and most commonly used as a nickname for the 1934 coupe. Many know it best from the Beach Boys' 1963 hit Little Deuce Coupe but the car was also featured years later in George Lucas' film American Graffiti.
Ever wonder what Bruce Springsteen meant when he referred to a "deuce" in his hit song Blinded by the Light?
by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006
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Airhead

1. Silly, Ditzy, and Dumb. Used as a mild insult.

2. A user of marijuana.
1. Danielle was an airhead, talking to her was like talking to a brick wall.

2. Dean was an airhead, he enjoyed smoking weed.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Thrall

A slave kept as livestock in the Viking age.
"They'll burn you up and char you well, and put your feet on the road to Hel. They'll put your ashes in the ground and then they'll raise up a great big mound. And when your names in Runes on a stone...they'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!"
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.
Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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