Comet

A small icy body--usually only a few kilometers across--that orbits a star. Most comets orbit the Sun beyond the outermost planets in an enormous cloud known as the Oort cloud.
Like asteroids, comets are builders' rubble left over from the formation of the planets.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Suicide Knob

A knob placed on your steering wheel allowing you to drive with one hand, leaving the other free to put around your date.
Keith's put a suicide knob on his steering wheel so he could have one arm around Caroline while he is driving.
by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006
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Soymilk

A creamy delicious and healthy alternative to cow’s milk made from soybeans; it contains no antibiotics, hormones, cholesterol, gluten, casein; it’s not linked to cancer and diabetes (like cow’s milk is). Contains powerful antioxidants, vitamins, and minerals such as A, B12, Folate, C, and E, potassium, iron, zinc, calcium, omega 3 and omega 6 fatty acids.

Using soybeans to make milk has many ecological advantages. Less land is needed to grow soybeans then is needed for raise cows to produce milk. And because the soybean plant is a legume it replenishes the nitrogen content of the soil.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Irish Coffee

An alcoholic coffee drink made with Irish Whiskey.

How to make:
Warm a 8-oz thick goblet by rinsing it in very hot or boiling water. Pour fresh coffee (about 5 to 6. oz) and whiskey (about 2 oz.) into goblet. Add sugar, stiring until dissolved, then add a generous dab of whipped cream.
You'd be suprised how many bartenders don't know how to make Irish Coffee.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Elsewhere

A version of the afterlife in the brillant novel written by Gabrielle Zevin by the same title. In Elsewhere you age backwards from the time you died until you become an infant again and are reborn. Elsewhere is much the same as life on Earth, you have to have a job so you have money to spend. You can watch people who are still alive though binoculars on the observation deck. The living can send you mail via bottles thrown into the sea. In fact, communication between the living and dead involves water...but I don't want to give too much away in case you haven't yet read the novel.

There are no supernatural beings in this version of the after life but there is Marilyn Monroe and Picasso; as well as some very colorful characters.
Elsewhere is a warm and sunny afterlife with plently of wonderful beaches.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Tyr

A Norse God who is far older than all others in Asgard. He is said to have sacrificed his right hand to help bind Fenris, the wolf who when set free is destined to devour the Sun. Tyr symbolizes will and desire. He was and is the God of War and Warriors
Tyr is the Norse God of War.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Frigid

An outdated, Victorian term used to describe women who aren't interested in sex. Only used today by drunk men in bars to explain why the woman they attempted to pick up wasn't interested.
Vala wasn't frigid, she just didn't like Bob.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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