onebadasp's definitions

Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.

Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Bisexual Chic

A cultural trend where it is 'cool' to claim to be a bisexual even if you are not just so you can get attention. Much more common in women than in men. It is often done to get a rise out of people.

Please note though that not everyone who claims to be bisexual is saying it for attention; there are real bisexuals out there.

Britney Spears and Madonna kissing on MTV is a good example of Bisexual chic.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Emotional Blackmail

When the people in your life use fear, obligation, and guilt to manipulate you. It is a very powerful form of manipulation in which the person directly or indirectly threatens to punish you if you don't compile with how they want you to behave.

Some examples of things Emotional Blackmailers say are: "If you really loved me..." "After all I've done for you..." "How can you be so selfish..."

An emotional blackmail artist will use your vulberabilities and deepest secrets against you.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Asgard

1. "Court of the Aesir". In its widest meaning, the world in Yggdrasil's upper branches where the Aesir live; in its strictest sense, the area inside Asgard's walls, where Valhalla and the other halls of the Aesir are found. See Asatru.

2. A species of advanced aliens from another galaxy in the TV show Stargate SG-1 who assumed the identities of Norse gods to protect some people from Goa’uld dominion. They resemble the Greys of Zeta Reticuli. They are short, slender humanoids with hairless grey skin and large heads with enormous black almond shaped eyes and small lipless mouths. See Stargate.

1. Many people think Valhalla is the only hall in Asgard, but they are mistaken.

2. The character Thor was the most memorable Asgard on Stargate SG-1.

by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006

Pop Your Soul

Something a Grim Reaper does before you die by touching you so you don't feel any pain when you die.

The phrase Pop your soul originates from the hit TV series Dead Like Me.

by OneBadAsp October 25, 2006

Thrall

A slave kept as livestock in the Viking age.

"They'll burn you up and char you well, and put your feet on the road to Hel. They'll put your ashes in the ground and then they'll raise up a great big mound. And when your names in Runes on a stone...they'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!"

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Airhead

1. Silly, Ditzy, and Dumb. Used as a mild insult.

2. A user of marijuana.

1. Danielle was an airhead, talking to her was like talking to a brick wall.

2. Dean was an airhead, he enjoyed smoking weed.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006