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Multiverse

The hypothesis in which our universe turns out to be one among an enormous number of seperate and distinct universes that have evolved down though the aeons. Most universes are dead and uninteresting. Only a tiny subset do the laws of physics promote the emergence of stars, planets and life.
There is nothing special about the status of our universe within the infinity of universes that constitute the multiverse.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Peppermint Schnapps

Peppermint liqueur of a higher alcoholic content and less sweet than creme de menthe; often taken on the rocks or with coke and ice.
Drinking peppermint schnapps tastes like your drinking a alcohlic candy cane!
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Snowbirds

A seasonal infestation of Yankees (as well as Midwesterners and Canadians) in sunny warm states in the South such as Florida (and also out West in Arizona). A snowbird is an elderly Yankee that migrates down to the South to winter when their natural habitat of New York, Ohio, or Michigan is too cold for them. Their migration begins in early September and lasts until April.

You can spot a snowbird by it’s white or graying hair color (or sometimes light blue or orange form a dye job gone bad), it’s pastel colored clothes, use of sweaters, socks in sandals or white tennis shoes, dark colored over sized sun glasses, and of course it’s irritating Yankee accent. They tend to drive over sized gas guzzling cars such as Lincolns and Cadillac’s because they are retired and have the money to spend.

Typically known to drive well under the normal speed in traffic, (about 35 MPH below and in the passing lane) and prone to rubbernecking therefore making places such as Florida the traffic accident capital of the US. Other than making driving conditions terrible for Native Floridians and other Southerners, snowbirds also infest restaurants, post offices, stores, doctor’s office’s by the droves making it next to impossible to get it during the winter months. They in turn complain about how crowed it is and how they have to wait in line.

Even though tourist traps love snowbirds because of the revenue they bring, most people who are native to the states the snowbirds visit hate them with a passion and wish they’d go home.
Those damn snowbirds caused another backup on I-75 this morning.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Classy chassis

To have a classy chassis is to have a great body, can be used either in refference to a hot car or a hot person.
Man, did you see the classy chassis on that!
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Asgard

1. "Court of the Aesir". In its widest meaning, the world in Yggdrasil's upper branches where the Aesir live; in its strictest sense, the area inside Asgard's walls, where Valhalla and the other halls of the Aesir are found. See Asatru.

2. A species of advanced aliens from another galaxy in the TV show Stargate SG-1 who assumed the identities of Norse gods to protect some people from Goa’uld dominion. They resemble the Greys of Zeta Reticuli. They are short, slender humanoids with hairless grey skin and large heads with enormous black almond shaped eyes and small lipless mouths. See Stargate.
1. Many people think Valhalla is the only hall in Asgard, but they are mistaken.

2. The character Thor was the most memorable Asgard on Stargate SG-1.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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Airhead

1. Silly, Ditzy, and Dumb. Used as a mild insult.

2. A user of marijuana.
1. Danielle was an airhead, talking to her was like talking to a brick wall.

2. Dean was an airhead, he enjoyed smoking weed.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Thrall

A slave kept as livestock in the Viking age.
"They'll burn you up and char you well, and put your feet on the road to Hel. They'll put your ashes in the ground and then they'll raise up a great big mound. And when your names in Runes on a stone...they'll slay a thrall so you won't be alone!"
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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