onebadasp's definitions
A dominant or assertive woman, a woman boss, the leader among a group of females. Previously referred to the hierarchy among animals, now used to type human beings.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
Get the Alpha Femalemug. by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
Get the Walmexmug. A scumbag and a traitor. First used during the reconstruction era South for White Southerners who supported the Carpet Baggers.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
Get the Scalawagmug. by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
Get the Lickety Splitmug. A medium sized parrot from the Amazon rainforest which comes in two species, White Bellied and Black Headed. Both look as if they are wearing outfits: yellow or orange pants, white shirt, green jacket and a orange or black hat.
The Caique is an attractive parrot who is surprisingly destructive for it’s size and can be rather noisy. However they are extremely tame, highly social birds and can make excellent pets. They live for about 40 years.
The Caique is an attractive parrot who is surprisingly destructive for it’s size and can be rather noisy. However they are extremely tame, highly social birds and can make excellent pets. They live for about 40 years.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
Get the Caiquemug. A badge of martyrdom. Men who spend their most of their time whining about how women “just want to date jerks”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. Most self proclaimed “nice guys” are just as self-centered and misogynistic as the jerks they gripe about, they are just much more spineless. To stupid to figure why women don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to get laid they must treat a woman like shit.
They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.
The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
They tend to befriend women with the expectation that women owe them something more than friendship, then get all pissed off when the women tells them she’s not interested. Often going after women who are already in relationships, they misrepresent their intentions and try to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to them and score with them.
The sort of man who will give my definition a thumbs down. :)
Nice Guy: Why don’t women date nice guys like me?
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
Honest Girl: Because, you have no self-esteem and you have to blame other’s for your problems.
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
Get the Nice Guymug. A military term meaning "fuck it, got my orders". Used when someone wants you to do something but you are busy doing something else.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
Get the Figmomug.