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Classy chassis

To have a classy chassis is to have a great body, can be used either in refference to a hot car or a hot person.
Man, did you see the classy chassis on that!
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Budgerigar

Melopsittacuss undulatus

A small parrot species which originates from Australia that are kept as pets commonly referred to as parakeets. Because of their world-wide popularity as cage birds Budgerigars are undoubtedly the best known of all parrots. They have found their way into virtually every country and are eagerly sought by people wanting them as pets.

On fully fledged adult budgerigar it’s upperparts are barred with black and yellow; rump and underparts green; forehead and face yellow feathers of cheeks tipped with blue violet; a series of black spots across the thoart; under wing coverts green; tail greenish-blue, lateral feathers centrally banded with yellow; bill olive grey; cere blue on males and brownish on females; iris white and legs are grayish blue. Young budgerigars are duller in color, and have baring on their foreheads.

Budgerigars have a pleasant warble, subdued disyllabic screech and subdued chattering compared to other parrot species.

Also known as a Budgie.
My first Budgerigar was named Peter.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Lorikeet

A small to medium sized parrot that is often brilliantly colored and feeds primarily on nectar, pollen, and some soft fruits. Lorikeets are highly aboreal creatures and are extremely playful and intelligent. They are also very messy pets due to their diet of liquids.
Lorikeets are great feathered friends!
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Self-pity

Pity for oneself; especially exaggerated or self-indulgent pity where you believe that you are the victim who has done no wrong and is deserving of condolence from everyone.
"Self-pity is easily the most destructive of the non-pharmaceutical narcotics; it is addictive, gives momentary pleasure and separates the victim from reality"

For a prime example of self-pity, see Nice Guy.
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Grim Reaper

The Grim Reaper is Death with a capital D. He is perhaps the most recognized entity of all time, neither ghost nor god; the Grim Reaper is a psychopomp who’s job is to conduct the souls of the recently dead into the afterlife. He is often depicted as a tall pale skeletal figure shrouded in a long, dark, black hooded cloak wielding a scythe which he uses to harvest souls with, although some accounts say he just touches the person to pop their soul so they don’t feel pain when they die. When he moves, he seemingly glides rather than walking. The Grim Reaper is known for not saying much, always having a grin on his face, and of course being the main focus of attention in whatever room he is in. He is able to turn his head completely around a la Linda Blair so that he can survey his domain; The Reaper must be vigilant lest someone try to cheat him.

He rides in a rickety old coach drawn by white horses that makes a god awful noise due to the stones he carries in it. When he takes someone’s soul, he drops off a stone. The Grim Reaper is not an omnipresent personification of death in charge of the entire world, but rather each area has their own Grim Reaper who serves as the Grim Reaper of the area until such a time as they find a replacement.

Decorations of him haunt tombs and graves, often with the engraving of “Rich Man, Poor Man, Beggar and Thief…You will one day be were I am.” In some artwork the Grim Reaper is portrayed locked in embrace of Life (often pictured as a young woman.) The point is that life and death are connected and that life is as fleeting as the sweet bloom of youth.

The origins of the Grim Reaper go back far into the past and he was known by many names. In old Celtic folklore he was known as L’Ankou, sometimes called Father Time. To the Greeks he was known as Cronus and the Romans called him Saturn.

The Grim Reaper can teach us much. He serves as a reminder that life is short and to make the best of every day (eat dessert first and dance now), to cut away the dead wood and move ahead. The Grim Reaper also reminds us to care for out dearly departed. Go to the cemetery and care and lovelying tend a grave; go to a funernal and speak. Remember those you miss, however painful.
You can be a king or street sweeper, but everybody dances with the Grim Reaper.
by OneBadAsp October 26, 2006
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By all means

Without fail; certainly. Another way of saying go right ahead.
By all means, go to the store today, see if I care.
by OneBadAsp November 3, 2006
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Asp

Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.
Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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