onebadasp's definitions

Big-box store

A Big-Box Store is a large, free standing rectangular single floor store built on a concrete slab. They are incredibly wasteful and ugly to look at having no aesthetic value what so ever. Typically have very large parking lots with no trees.

Also sometimes called a superstore, megastore, or supercenter.

Walmart is a good example of a big-box store.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Gibber

To speak nervously in a incomprehensibly fast, jumbled and inarticulate manner.

He can barely gibber his way through a conversation with a woman.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

I don't like you in that way

A nice girl’s way of trying to spare your male fragile ego instead of saying flat out that they don’t like you and probably want you to leave them alone.

Nice Guy: So do you like want to go on a date with me friday night? *man I really want a piece of that ass*

Nice Girl: I'm sorry Charlie, I don't like you in that way.
*This guy is creepy, I don't want to offend him, he might turn into one of those stalkers.*

by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006

Name Addict

Also known as a Baby Name Addict. Someone who is obsessed with looking up names, seeing what their definitions are, making lists to name possible future children, and so forth. This person tends to have a bookshelf full of Baby Name Books.

Marie was a name addict to the point where she ended up changing her name legally because she found a name she liked better.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

Duplicitous

Given to or marked by deliberate deceptiveness in behavior and/or speech. Trickery, two facedness, purposeful deception.

"You are a duplicitous homo sapien" said Zo'or to Agent Sandoval.

by OneBadAsp November 2, 2006

Play Chicken

Playing chicken is when two cars race toward each other; the first to pull to the side is the chicken (coward).

Don't play chicken with him, you'll end up totalling your car.

by OneBadAsp October 24, 2006

Hel

Loki's daughter is Goddess of the Underworld. She is sister to Fenrir and Jormungand. Hel is pictured as being half-white and half-black. She sets in judgement of souls which have not been able to go to Asgard's many halls. If you do not die in battle, chances are you will find yourself in Her realm. Helheim is located at the root of all existance, at the base of Yggdrasil. Jung compares it to the unconscious mind and the collective unconsciousness. Helheim can be quite pleasing or very unpleasent depending on what a soul truly deserves. It is not at all like the Christian Hell for it can be a place of rest.

Hel is not death nor any evil being; she neither kills nor torments. She takes the souls of the departed and holds them with an inexorable grip. She is the hard reality which lies at the end of all things.

I'd rather go to Hel than to Heaven anyday.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006