onebadasp's definitions

Quantum

The smallest bit of something which can possibly exist. For example, light energy comes in quanta which are known as photons, and can be thought of as particles of light. You cannot have an amount of light more than nothing but less than one photon.

To use the phrase 'quantum leap' as a monumental jump is extremely funny when you realize that a quantum anything would be the smallest thing imaginable.

by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006

Arrow of Time

The direction of time associated with entropy increasing, people growing old and dying, coffee mugs breaking, and the like.

The Arrow of Time as hit me again as I watch many things I loved disapear.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Nine Noble Virtues

The Nine Noble Virtues are an ethical code used by Asatruars and Heathens. They have been gleaned from Germanic folklore, the Sagas, and the Poetic Edda. There are as follows: Hospitality, Courage, Truth, Loyalty, Honor, Self Reliance, Hardwork, Perserverance, and Discipline.

The Nine Noble Virtues are a list of ideals that define what it means to be Asatru.

by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006

God's Flesh

A slang term sometimes used for LSD or psilocybin.

Charlie was tripping on God's flesh.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Soul Retrieval

What a shaman does to bring back a lost part of the soul. Involves spiritually traveling to the other world and locating and coxing the soul back.

Sandra is a shaman who practices soul retrieval.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Parrotopia

A utopia for parrots. A place for our fine feathered friends to live and play happily without the threat of predators, starvation, abuse, or neglect. Has plenty of interesting toys, perches, next boxes, fresh veggies and seed sprouts, everything a parrot could want. (Inducing companionship of course!)

Peter's Paradise is a Parrotopia for Parakeets.

by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006

Light Year

1. The distance light travels in one year, or approximately 5.88 trillion miles.

2. A figure of speech meaning very advanced.

1. The nearest star is about 4 light years away, and our galaxy is about 100,000 light years across.

2. If alien's exist, chances are they're light years ahead of us in technology.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006