Penta

A patented form of drinking water. It has some unique characteristics that are not found in other water such as a higher boiling point, higher surface tension, and a lower viscosity. The name “Penta” comes from the word pentamer, the theoretical most basic cluster of H2O molecules needed to form liquid water.

Penta water is the cleanest-known bottled water in the world. Therefore is one of the most popular in health food stores.

Penta water goes though a 11-hour, 13 step purification process that removes any and every impurity found in water.(9 stages of filtration, 3 stages of bacteria removal, and a patented Penta Process) is why Penta measures only about 0.5 parts per million (ppm) of total dissolved solids.

Penta is the only bottle water that does not have any taste of plastic, salt, minerals, or chemicals that is so often found in bottle water. You can leave it out all day in the heat of your car and it still tastes clean and crisp. The bottles do not leech into the water at all because they are made out of the highest grade plastic.
Once you drink Penta, you'll find it hard to drink any other bottle water.
by OneBadAsp October 16, 2006
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Rock and Rye

Rye Whiskey, rock candy syrup, and fruit juices, with slices of the fruit all in a bottle.
This old fashioned winter solace, rock and rye, is a natural for hot drinks in mugs.
by OneBadAsp October 28, 2006
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Freyja

The Norse Goddess of love, fertility, sexuality, lust, beauty, magic, war, and death. The counterpart to her twin brother Frey. Her name means “Lady”. Freyja is the most beautiful of all the Goddesses, women pray to her for help in all matters. Freyja teaches women to love who they are and for men to love them for it.

She is said to have wept tears of gold when searching for her lost husband, Od. After being abandoned by her husband Freyja becomes the most promiscuous of all Goddesses, having love affairs with gods, humans, elves, and dwarves. Her necklace is named Brisingamen, (whose power cannot be resisted) which he obtained from four dwarves by spending the night with them. She also has a cloak of falcon feathers and a chariot drawn by two cats (think lynx not house cats).

Freyja is quite independent by nature, being chief of the Valkyrie she gets half of all those who fall in battle (the other half go to Odin.). Not being married, she is also a single mother to Hnoss.

In ancient times the constellation we today know as Orion, was known as “Freyja’s Gown”, and the sword belt was called “Freyja’s Girdle”.
Freyja is not the same Goddess as Frigga, so do not confuse them.
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Thor's Hammer

1. A hammer symbol that Heathens and Asatruar wear about their necks to show their dedication to their God, Thor; much like Christians wear a cross.

Thor’s Hammer is called Mjolnir, and it is His weapon of choice which he uses to smite evil giants. It strikes lighting and roars with thunder when it is used and always returns to His hand. However, it also symbolizes regeneration, and not merely destruction and was often used at wedding to bless the bride and such.

2. On Stargate SG-1, Thor’s Hammer is a device that the Asgard set up to protect the people of Cimmeria from Goa’uld interference.
1. I wear a Thor's Hammer to show that I am an Asatruar.

2. Daniel Jackson destroyed Thor’s Hammer in order to save Teal’c.
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Amp Joint

A marijuana cigarette laced with some form of narcotic.
Reese was fond of smoking amp joints.
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Asatruar

A follower of Asatru. Asatru is the indigenous religion of North Europe and is still practiced today. The word is Icelandic and means true to the Aesir (Norse Gods and Goddesses).
Sam isn't Wiccan, she's an Asatruar.
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Aesir

"The Gods". The highest of the divine clans in Asatru and Norse Mythology; primarily, though not solely, deities of valor and protection.
Odin is the ruler of the Aesir.
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