Pain and Suffering

What someone experiences when reading some guy’s definition of how much he resents his ex-wife!

Real pain and suffering is what you go though when someone you love dies a horrible and untimely death for example. And when you lose the ability to work or live a normal life because your pain, whether it be physical, emotional, or mental is so great that you cannot function.
Hank drank whiskey to ease the pain and suffering he felt after he lost the person he loved most in life.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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Keet

Short for parakeet (or sometimes lorikeet.) Keet is a slang word used by mostly bird breeders and by some pet owners for these small playful birds.
Keets sell for $10 and Tiels for $25.
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Nice Girl

1. The self-labeled female equivalent of the “Nice Guy”. A woman who will spend most of her time whining about how men “just want to date sluts”. Oblivious to the fact that no one finds people who feel sorry for themselves attractive, much less people who blame others for their lack of success. To stupid to figure out why men don’t find them attractive, they conclude that in order to be in a relationship they must act promiscuous and trashy.

They tend to befriend men who are already in relationships (sometimes who are in relationships with other men! Or who are married!). Often misrepresenting their intentions and trying to use emotional manipulation and the facade of friendship as an excuse to get closer to the man and start a relationship with him.

2. Sometimes, however nice girl just means a girl who is sweet and kind. And thus, has no negative meaning like my definition #1.
1. Nice Girl: How come won’t you date me?
Her male friend: Because, I already have a boyfriend!

2. Brandi is a nice girl, she is always sweet to me
by OneBadAsp October 29, 2006
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Punk

1. Originally a prison term for a guy who was at the receiving end of anal sex.

2. A term used to describe a movement within rock 'n' roll among bands that have a rougher, more immediate edge.
1. Chris was afriad to drop the soap in the shower lest he end up as Bubba's punk.

2. Reggie likes to listen to punk rock.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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Anger

A strong feeling of displeasure and/or hostility usually caused by someone or something that offends, threatens, or hurts you in some way. It can be good or bad depending on what you do with it and whether or not your grievance is real or imagined.

Anger is an active and passive emotion. When "active" an angry person can "lash out" verbally or physically at an intended target whether justified or not. When "passive" anger is often demonstrated in silence, sulking, passive-aggressive behavior (hostility) and tension.
Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
by OneBadAsp November 04, 2006
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Lorikeet

A small to medium sized parrot that is often brilliantly colored and feeds primarily on nectar, pollen, and some soft fruits. Lorikeets are highly aboreal creatures and are extremely playful and intelligent. They are also very messy pets due to their diet of liquids.
Lorikeets are great feathered friends!
by OneBadAsp October 15, 2006
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Pervert

Anyone who gets sexual satisfaction from doing something unusual. Definitions of "perverted" behavior vary depending on who's using the word. To a ninety-six-old-old grandma, tongue kissing may be see as perverted. To a twenty-one-year-old guy, smearing chocolate sauce all over his girlfriend's body and licking it off while she's tied up isn't.
One person's pervert may be another's kinky.
by OneBadAsp October 20, 2006
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