The critics write many names for the hutley. Some may be known by 'hutz', 'jhutz', 'h-rails' or 'h-man', their followers hang off every word and enemies fear their awesome power. To describe the hutley requires more than words. They excrete the scent of man from every pore on their bodies, and have come up with more catch phrases than warnie has taken test wickets.
Catch phrases aside for now, the hutley is a unique being, tempremental at the best of times - they live for the moment and dont regret their actions. Although smaller than average in stature, the hutley makes up for this with their street fighting ability (or lack thereof). Its common knowledge that you cannot tell whether an asian has a hidden bruce lee, and the hutley makes sure his enemies know this.
You know you've got a Hutley when:
you hear any of the following original catch-phrases:
ur either man or ur not
are u a man or a mouse cunt
im a maniac
i do what i want (possibly followed by: when i want, how i want)
u dont decide whether or not to do __________, you decide whether or not you are a man
im 2pac in the making... they call me jpac
is this cunt serious?
does this cunt wanna die?
im in the realm of mad cunt
uve gotta man up sometime in your life
there are no pacts between lions and men
fight now or fight later?
thats a blatant lie
u feel?
im not a mathemagican
im gettin magneto tonight or lets get magneto (getting blind drunk)
u dont pick the roids... the roids pick you
ur like a piece of dirt in a dirt farm - nothing out of the ordinary
The hutley angers easily, and is not uncommon to see them hitting themselves to psyche up. When you mix a hutley with alcohol, you get a lethal combination. It becomes more arrogant, and the catch phrases appear more readily including;
wote wote wote wote WOTE
lets do this
dont fuck around
im the fucken mac
i got the sweet hook-ups
if you ever need anything, im the man to go to
i know people
$100 - thats chump change
e-loose-ive (loose on ecstacy)
i was on struggle street
did i stutter cunt
i got the deals to make u squeals
my dicks a key... a key to heaven
act like a man, get treated like a man
same shit different turban
i dont talk to dead men
a breast reduction - thats like slapping god in the face
When the Hutley is in angry mode its best to stay out of their way. They are unpredictable, and will often try starting fights with passers by. Many such strangers have felt the stiff shoulder of the Hutley, and none to date have decided retaliation was the best option in this situation.
Lastly, due to there invaluable talent to provide classic catch phrases at opportune times and certain physical features, the Hutley can be summised in two words: 'Miniature Buddhas'. Their presence enriches many lives, and their teachings are followed by many who have chanced a meeting with a Hutley in their lifetime.
Catch phrases aside for now, the hutley is a unique being, tempremental at the best of times - they live for the moment and dont regret their actions. Although smaller than average in stature, the hutley makes up for this with their street fighting ability (or lack thereof). Its common knowledge that you cannot tell whether an asian has a hidden bruce lee, and the hutley makes sure his enemies know this.
You know you've got a Hutley when:
you hear any of the following original catch-phrases:
ur either man or ur not
are u a man or a mouse cunt
im a maniac
i do what i want (possibly followed by: when i want, how i want)
u dont decide whether or not to do __________, you decide whether or not you are a man
im 2pac in the making... they call me jpac
is this cunt serious?
does this cunt wanna die?
im in the realm of mad cunt
uve gotta man up sometime in your life
there are no pacts between lions and men
fight now or fight later?
thats a blatant lie
u feel?
im not a mathemagican
im gettin magneto tonight or lets get magneto (getting blind drunk)
u dont pick the roids... the roids pick you
ur like a piece of dirt in a dirt farm - nothing out of the ordinary
The hutley angers easily, and is not uncommon to see them hitting themselves to psyche up. When you mix a hutley with alcohol, you get a lethal combination. It becomes more arrogant, and the catch phrases appear more readily including;
wote wote wote wote WOTE
lets do this
dont fuck around
im the fucken mac
i got the sweet hook-ups
if you ever need anything, im the man to go to
i know people
$100 - thats chump change
e-loose-ive (loose on ecstacy)
i was on struggle street
did i stutter cunt
i got the deals to make u squeals
my dicks a key... a key to heaven
act like a man, get treated like a man
same shit different turban
i dont talk to dead men
a breast reduction - thats like slapping god in the face
When the Hutley is in angry mode its best to stay out of their way. They are unpredictable, and will often try starting fights with passers by. Many such strangers have felt the stiff shoulder of the Hutley, and none to date have decided retaliation was the best option in this situation.
Lastly, due to there invaluable talent to provide classic catch phrases at opportune times and certain physical features, the Hutley can be summised in two words: 'Miniature Buddhas'. Their presence enriches many lives, and their teachings are followed by many who have chanced a meeting with a Hutley in their lifetime.
>>> Davo: "I was on struggle street at the gym today"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> Jim: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> The Hutley: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Fuck... that was an awesome call"
The Hutley: "are you cunts serious? Im a maniac... of course it was awesome"
Friends: remember call, and use it as much as possible
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> Jim: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"
>>> The Hutley: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Fuck... that was an awesome call"
The Hutley: "are you cunts serious? Im a maniac... of course it was awesome"
Friends: remember call, and use it as much as possible
by omg i am wtf uber December 16, 2008
Get the the hutleymug. Short name for the Gold Coast, located an hours drive south from Brisbane in Queensland, Australia. The goldie has some of australias best surfing spots, clubs and pubs, and most importantly home to a shitload of gorgeous women.
by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006
Get the goldiemug. by omg i am wtf uber November 08, 2006
Get the donkey fondlermug. The Valley (Fortitude Valley) in inner-city Brisbane contains a high percentage of Brisbanes clubs and pubs, homeless persons and drug scene. Particularly on Friday and Saturday nights, the Valley is populated with clubbers both young and old, either hitting the piss or possibly more illicit drugs in the hard dance clubs. During the day, the Valley is home to most of Brisbanes homeless population, busling with life in its multitude of boutique clothing stores and chinese food shops.
Trent thought he could gain access to a Valley club early sunday morning. In his intoxicated state howerver, he was unfortunately beaten and subsequently rolled by a bouncer who took his money and his dignity.
by omg i am wtf uber November 01, 2006
Get the Valleymug. Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.
>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"
>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"
>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"
>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"
by omg i am wtf uber November 06, 2007
Get the fists of furymug. Being loose whilst on ecstacy.
Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.
Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.
Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.
Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.
by omg i am wtf uber December 31, 2007
Get the e-loose-ivemug. by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006
Get the pizz0rmug.