Definitions by omg i am wtf uber
slotted
To get into a nice barrel. Either surfing or bodyboarding. Being slotted is similar to getting a barrel, but is much tighter and harder to control. Similar to how a coin slot is only big enough to fit coins, when you are slotted, the water is barrelling just enough for you to sit in quite nicely.
>>> you got slotted on that wave man... looked sick as... wasnt the biggest barrel, but fuck it looked nice n cosy in there.
>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
>>> see that bro, got slotted hardcore on that wave... i was waiting to get dumped, but it peeled over at the last second... epic
slotted by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2007
money roll
A money roll is when you withdraw a large sum of money from your bank account (i.e. $10,000 or more) and spread the cash out over your bed. You then roll and play in the money, rubbing it over your body and throwing it in the air.
Money rolls are usually performed by narcissistic males, who try to justify there mediocore lives by such tom-foolery. Money rolls performed in the nude often provide euphoric feelings, probably to cover the fact that they lack the touch of a good woman.
Money rolls are usually performed by narcissistic males, who try to justify there mediocore lives by such tom-foolery. Money rolls performed in the nude often provide euphoric feelings, probably to cover the fact that they lack the touch of a good woman.
>>> Will: haha i do money rolls all the time man... theres nothing that satisfies a man more that rolling in his own wealth.
>>> Dave: i got a loan for a car the other day... had 20 large sittin round so i decided to do a money roll. i suggest trying it one day.
>>> Dave: i got a loan for a car the other day... had 20 large sittin round so i decided to do a money roll. i suggest trying it one day.
money roll by omg i am wtf uber August 15, 2007
coon boots
Coon boots are the formation of hard callouses on the soles of human feet to ensure rugged off road performance and increased ability to navigate rough terrain (often at pace).
Derived from common slang (coon), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there 'boots' to tough the harshest surfaces.
The process in which to sculpt a demon pair of coon boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. Once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have coon boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.
Ellaborations on the word include: coonies, coondoggers, coontizzles, teh coonz0rs and abo nikes.
Derived from common slang (coon), the indigenous australian (aboriginal) population survived thousands of years without the need for enclosed footwear, using there 'boots' to tough the harshest surfaces.
The process in which to sculpt a demon pair of coon boots is a long and arduous journey which requires months (if not years) of exposing the soles of the foot to numerous surfaces; jagged rocks, dirt, gravel, barnacles, ice, hot coals and variations between these (i.e. ice cold jagged rocks), just to name a few. Once walking on a surface has been mastered, to truly have coon boots one must progress to running, carrying heavy loads and finally running whilst carrying heavy loads.
Ellaborations on the word include: coonies, coondoggers, coontizzles, teh coonz0rs and abo nikes.
>>> I havent worn shoes for the last couple of months, and im beginning to sculpt a fashionable pair of coon boots. They really do make life easier.
>>> Fuck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore... Its about now I wish I had a phat pair of coonies to eat this terrain.
>>> Shit son... Thats quite a nice pair of coondoggers your sportin there... How long those bad mother fuckers take to wear in?
>>> Fuck man, its cold as a mother out here, and these rocks are cuttin up my feet hardcore... Its about now I wish I had a phat pair of coonies to eat this terrain.
>>> Shit son... Thats quite a nice pair of coondoggers your sportin there... How long those bad mother fuckers take to wear in?
coon boots by omg i am wtf uber August 6, 2007
the sean treatment
A person on an instant messenger service (such as msn) which lives to annoy his or her contacts through a series of carefully thought out strategies and or utter nuisance. The sean treatment often involves receiving countless 'nudges' (msn feature), vague answers to simple questions --- replying with either "..." or "some would say that" and even using the silent treatment to infuriate their contacts. The sean treatment has an unpredictable life-span as people who simply cannot stand the constant annoyance will block them, whereas people who require them for information and opinions (or general chat) have to put up with these shenanigans.
The sean treatment involves varying levels of annoyance, depending on the persons mood and whether or not they are antogonised. In extreme levels, constant nudging is followed by endless silent periods and bascially anything that is typed to them in this time is followed by a "..." --- some say that if two similar people are ever to be added to the same conversation, the world will end soon after.
The sean treatment involves varying levels of annoyance, depending on the persons mood and whether or not they are antogonised. In extreme levels, constant nudging is followed by endless silent periods and bascially anything that is typed to them in this time is followed by a "..." --- some say that if two similar people are ever to be added to the same conversation, the world will end soon after.
>>> Jeff: oi bro... that chick that just added me is one of your friends. is she ne hot? or is she a mess... cuz if its the latter im gonna give the bitch the sean treatment in hope that she'll block me.
or
>>> Trent: ffs im trying to fucking work. do u want me to fucking block u cunt? this time ill make it a one month block + delete.
Mick: <nudge>
Mick: ...
Mick: <nudge>
Trent: <block + delete>
Mick: what a fucken puss
or
>>> Trent: ffs im trying to fucking work. do u want me to fucking block u cunt? this time ill make it a one month block + delete.
Mick: <nudge>
Mick: ...
Mick: <nudge>
Trent: <block + delete>
Mick: what a fucken puss
the sean treatment by omg i am wtf uber July 16, 2007
msn madness minute
The msn madness minute is a very amusing, annoying (for the recipients) game for two or more msn users.
It is initiated by a 2-3 person conversation whereby each person adds every online contact they have, creating one mega-convo. This is followed by fast, erratic postings of words in capitals such as 'PENIS' and 'DILDO' and 'MMM COCK' and 'FUCK SHIT CUNT' etc... and often includes adding pornographic images and moving emoticons to spam and disgust the added people.
It is called the msn madness minute, because almost every time either all the people will leave (the online people anyway) or msn will crash and burn due to the insane ammount of people added to one convo.
The glory that is the msn madness minute is reinforced by the fact that it is not able to determine who started it, as well as which people added who, but one can summise that the person yelling 'DICKS AND TITTIES' probably had something to do with it (although some people who have been added give there two-cents worth!).
One last idea for the madness minute is of course to pretend you are someone else by changing your display name. In a conversation that might be 40 people strong, saying 'look guys, ive added you all to give you some really important information --- im gay'. The stupid fucks that believe you will no doubt spread this and hopefully the real person has to deal with it (LOL).
It is initiated by a 2-3 person conversation whereby each person adds every online contact they have, creating one mega-convo. This is followed by fast, erratic postings of words in capitals such as 'PENIS' and 'DILDO' and 'MMM COCK' and 'FUCK SHIT CUNT' etc... and often includes adding pornographic images and moving emoticons to spam and disgust the added people.
It is called the msn madness minute, because almost every time either all the people will leave (the online people anyway) or msn will crash and burn due to the insane ammount of people added to one convo.
The glory that is the msn madness minute is reinforced by the fact that it is not able to determine who started it, as well as which people added who, but one can summise that the person yelling 'DICKS AND TITTIES' probably had something to do with it (although some people who have been added give there two-cents worth!).
One last idea for the madness minute is of course to pretend you are someone else by changing your display name. In a conversation that might be 40 people strong, saying 'look guys, ive added you all to give you some really important information --- im gay'. The stupid fucks that believe you will no doubt spread this and hopefully the real person has to deal with it (LOL).
>> Craig: mmm fuck im bored... msn is getting pretty shit
John: fuck oath man... oi lets msn madness minute this shit... just go all out with the vulgarity
Craig: kk... add those mother fuckers
and the msn madness minute begins
John: fuck oath man... oi lets msn madness minute this shit... just go all out with the vulgarity
Craig: kk... add those mother fuckers
and the msn madness minute begins
msn madness minute by omg i am wtf uber June 16, 2007
dumbelldores
"yeah i did a phat chest sesh at the gym today... busted out some 35kg dumbelldores on reps. my pecs are so brutalised now"
dumbelldores by omg i am wtf uber May 16, 2007
turtle rooter
A term to describe a bodyboarder.
turtle rooter by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006