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the hutley

The critics write many names for the hutley. Some may be known by 'hutz', 'jhutz', 'h-rails' or 'h-man', their followers hang off every word and enemies fear their awesome power. To describe the hutley requires more than words. They excrete the scent of man from every pore on their bodies, and have come up with more catch phrases than warnie has taken test wickets.

Catch phrases aside for now, the hutley is a unique being, tempremental at the best of times - they live for the moment and dont regret their actions. Although smaller than average in stature, the hutley makes up for this with their street fighting ability (or lack thereof). Its common knowledge that you cannot tell whether an asian has a hidden bruce lee, and the hutley makes sure his enemies know this.

You know you've got a Hutley when:

you hear any of the following original catch-phrases:

ur either man or ur not
are u a man or a mouse cunt
im a maniac
i do what i want (possibly followed by: when i want, how i want)
u dont decide whether or not to do __________, you decide whether or not you are a man
im 2pac in the making... they call me jpac
is this cunt serious?
does this cunt wanna die?
im in the realm of mad cunt
uve gotta man up sometime in your life
there are no pacts between lions and men
fight now or fight later?
thats a blatant lie
u feel?
im not a mathemagican
im gettin magneto tonight or lets get magneto (getting blind drunk)
u dont pick the roids... the roids pick you
ur like a piece of dirt in a dirt farm - nothing out of the ordinary

The hutley angers easily, and is not uncommon to see them hitting themselves to psyche up. When you mix a hutley with alcohol, you get a lethal combination. It becomes more arrogant, and the catch phrases appear more readily including;

wote wote wote wote WOTE
lets do this
dont fuck around
im the fucken mac
i got the sweet hook-ups
if you ever need anything, im the man to go to
i know people
$100 - thats chump change
e-loose-ive (loose on ecstacy)
i was on struggle street
did i stutter cunt
i got the deals to make u squeals
my dicks a key... a key to heaven
act like a man, get treated like a man
same shit different turban
i dont talk to dead men
a breast reduction - thats like slapping god in the face

When the Hutley is in angry mode its best to stay out of their way. They are unpredictable, and will often try starting fights with passers by. Many such strangers have felt the stiff shoulder of the Hutley, and none to date have decided retaliation was the best option in this situation.

Lastly, due to there invaluable talent to provide classic catch phrases at opportune times and certain physical features, the Hutley can be summised in two words: 'Miniature Buddhas'. Their presence enriches many lives, and their teachings are followed by many who have chanced a meeting with a Hutley in their lifetime.
>>> Davo: "I was on struggle street at the gym today"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"

>>> Jim: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Looks like we've got a Hutley"

>>> The Hutley: "insert original catch phrase at perfect time here"
Friends: "Fuck... that was an awesome call"
The Hutley: "are you cunts serious? Im a maniac... of course it was awesome"
Friends: remember call, and use it as much as possible
by omg i am wtf uber December 16, 2008
mugGet the the hutleymug.

sickunt

New way to say sick cunt. The word can be used both to describe an awesome or stand out action, or in the literal meaning as disgusting or grosse. The word recently brought to popularity on games such as counter strike and battlefield, on servers which block swear words.
Holy shit that was an insane double headshot through double doors, fuck ur a sickunt awpz0r.
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
mugGet the sickuntmug.

schmancy

schmancy can be used in a number of different ways, much like the word fuck. schmancy is mainly derogatory in uses such as "you are a schmance", "fucken schmancy", "schmance cock", "what a schmancy" etc. the meaning is similar to fag or pussy and can be used to describe a person or an action that lacks balls.
andrew you are such a fucken schmancy, who the fuck shaves their legs
by omg i am wtf uber October 13, 2006
mugGet the schmancymug.

turtle rooter

A term to describe a bodyboarder.
That turtle rooter got some sick air off the back of that bombie.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
mugGet the turtle rootermug.

goldie

Short name for the Gold Coast, located an hours drive south from Brisbane in Queensland, Australia. The goldie has some of australias best surfing spots, clubs and pubs, and most importantly home to a shitload of gorgeous women.
Lets go to the goldie for the weekend to get some rays, have a surf and go clubbing.
by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006
mugGet the goldiemug.

Valley

The Valley (Fortitude Valley) in inner-city Brisbane contains a high percentage of Brisbanes clubs and pubs, homeless persons and drug scene. Particularly on Friday and Saturday nights, the Valley is populated with clubbers both young and old, either hitting the piss or possibly more illicit drugs in the hard dance clubs. During the day, the Valley is home to most of Brisbanes homeless population, busling with life in its multitude of boutique clothing stores and chinese food shops.
Trent thought he could gain access to a Valley club early sunday morning. In his intoxicated state howerver, he was unfortunately beaten and subsequently rolled by a bouncer who took his money and his dignity.
by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006
mugGet the Valleymug.

e-loose-ive

Being loose whilst on ecstacy.

Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.

Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.
jhutz: "fuck man, i was so loose last night aye... guess you could say I was e-loose-ive :)"
by omg i am wtf uber December 31, 2007
mugGet the e-loose-ivemug.

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