omg i am wtf uber's definitions

backdoor shenanigans

Term used to describe homosexual intercourse.

Trent often partakes in backdoor shenanigans with as many men as he can find.

by omg i am wtf uber November 5, 2006

rice beater

A rice beater is an imported car (usually from japan) which usually has only 4 cylinders and possibly a turbo to make it slightly quicker. The origin of the word comes due to the fact that: a) asians eat rice, b) the car is economical on fuel and c) although not tested, most believe the car itself could run solely on rice. In recent years, Australia has seen a massive increase in popularity of the rice beater, due to there cheap purchase price, ability to modify, and there reasonable power output.

Man I went for a cruise down to the goldie yesterday and there were so many rice beaters on the highway. Why dont those stains get a real mans car like a clubsport or a XR8.

by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006

crunked

in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth

trent got crunked before heading to town, however was unable to complete his mission, instead spent the nite eating at 7-11

by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006

goldie

Short name for the Gold Coast, located an hours drive south from Brisbane in Queensland, Australia. The goldie has some of australias best surfing spots, clubs and pubs, and most importantly home to a shitload of gorgeous women.

Lets go to the goldie for the weekend to get some rays, have a surf and go clubbing.

by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006

pizz0r

leet speak word for pizza

sean, after a uber dai of leet cs pwnage lets order some pizz0r

by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006

L337 Train

The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!

Leet speak version for a popular internet catch phrase "The whistles go wooo woooo" (sound of a whistler tip on a car) by overnight star Bubb Rubb.

>>> "The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!"

by omg i am wtf uber October 1, 2007

nasal spray

A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.

Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.

Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.

A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.

>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"

>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"

>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"

>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"

>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"

>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"

by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007