omg i am wtf uber's definitions

crunked

in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth

trent got crunked before heading to town, however was unable to complete his mission, instead spent the nite eating at 7-11

by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006

goldie

Short name for the Gold Coast, located an hours drive south from Brisbane in Queensland, Australia. The goldie has some of australias best surfing spots, clubs and pubs, and most importantly home to a shitload of gorgeous women.

Lets go to the goldie for the weekend to get some rays, have a surf and go clubbing.

by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006

ur dad

The use of ur mum calls has become quite stale over the past few years, mainly due to overuse and widespread acceptance of the term. Whilst the call 'ur dad' could be considered homosexual around strangers, incorporation in a group of friends is easy and quite amusing. Use of 'ur dad' in conjunction with 'i fucked...', '...fisted me' and 'me and ... fucked ur mum last night' are just some of the many ways the joke can be used.

Jeffrey: "fuck ur a dick head"
Trent: "ur dad has a dick which i fuck and suck"
Jeffrey: "now ur a fucken queer"
Trent: "ur dad and i are queers together"
Jeffrey: "dont talk to me"
Trent: "ur dad cant talk when he's got my cock in his mouth"
Jeffrey: "ah ha ha, i'll pay that"

by omg i am wtf uber November 2, 2006

donkey fondler

A term for a homosexual person.

Trent you are such a donkey fondler. I dont wanna hear about you and Sean's island retreat weekend.

by omg i am wtf uber November 8, 2006

Valley

The Valley (Fortitude Valley) in inner-city Brisbane contains a high percentage of Brisbanes clubs and pubs, homeless persons and drug scene. Particularly on Friday and Saturday nights, the Valley is populated with clubbers both young and old, either hitting the piss or possibly more illicit drugs in the hard dance clubs. During the day, the Valley is home to most of Brisbanes homeless population, busling with life in its multitude of boutique clothing stores and chinese food shops.

Trent thought he could gain access to a Valley club early sunday morning. In his intoxicated state howerver, he was unfortunately beaten and subsequently rolled by a bouncer who took his money and his dignity.

by omg i am wtf uber November 1, 2006

fists of fury

Fists of fury is a sexual manoevre. It can performed by any combination of males and females (mf, ff, mm). It involves (as the title suggests) furious fisting action. Fists fly everywhere in this position as the inflictor flails their arms wildly searching for a vulnerable orifice to attack. Once spotted, they lunge forward in a Bruee Lee-esqe jab and penetrate deeply.

Fists of fury does not have to be a dominant/submissive position, as once the first fist has been planted, it leaves the perpetrator open for attack from the other person. This dual fist action can be surpassed by triple fistage, then quad-fist domination (for instance 2 females may be fisting both the vagina and anus). Quad-fists-of-fury are not for the faint hearted.

>>> Trent: "ur such a hot guy, i wanna fist ur anus all night long... You better watch out for my FISTS OF FURY! cuz they'll get ya."

>>> Sean: "ARRGGGHHHH! What the FUCK are you doing? Stop waving your arms around, its scaring me"

>>> Trent: "FISTS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"

>>> Sean: "My anus is bleeding, your fisting me too hard... Wait I have a chance to fight back, you left ur anus defenseless against my fists"

>>> Trent: "Oh yeah give it to me, yeah dual-fists of fury, this is hot!"

by omg i am wtf uber November 6, 2007

e-loose-ive

Being loose whilst on ecstacy.

Original meaning "elusive" means - tending to evade grasp.

Thusly, e-loose-ive is to evade one's grasp of either reality, common sense, conscience or a mixture of these three.

jhutz: "fuck man, i was so loose last night aye... guess you could say I was e-loose-ive :)"

by omg i am wtf uber December 31, 2007