Skip to main content

omg i am wtf uber's definitions

L337 Train

The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!

Leet speak version for a popular internet catch phrase "The whistles go wooo woooo" (sound of a whistler tip on a car) by overnight star Bubb Rubb.
>>> "The L337 Train goes w00t w00t!"
by omg i am wtf uber October 1, 2007
mugGet the L337 Trainmug.

nasal spray

A nasal spray invovles male ejaculate (sperm) being force fed into another humans nasal cavity.

Often following oral stimulation of the erect male form, the nasal spray is easily disguised as a cum facial. The move is difficult to pull off with an unsuspecting partner, as the nose is quite a small target area.

Once enough stimulation has been provided and the sperm is ready for takeoff, it is advisable to take a firm grasp of the other persons hair and tilt the head backwards. This provides a stable base for insertion and props up the passageway for an easier entry.

A properly executed nasal spray will probably end up with a kick to the groin and or a very pissed off person. But is well worth it since whenever they suck through the nose, they will taste the man-juice at the back of there throat.
>>> Sean: "Oh yeah Trenty, suck my fucken cock. Oh yeah thats the way... mmmm yeah give it a little tongue. get it down that throat nice n deep like"

>>> Trent: "mmmmm, you like that baby. yeah!"

>>> Sean: "I'm about to cum"

>>> Trent: "come all over my face, I dont care who knows it!"

>>> Sean: "yeah, lemme grab ur head and tilt it back... Ohhhhhhh!!! yeah take that fucken nasal spray cunt"

>>> Trent: "what the fuck baby? arrgghhh theres cum all up my nose u fuck"
by omg i am wtf uber October 28, 2007
mugGet the nasal spraymug.

rice beater

A rice beater is an imported car (usually from japan) which usually has only 4 cylinders and possibly a turbo to make it slightly quicker. The origin of the word comes due to the fact that: a) asians eat rice, b) the car is economical on fuel and c) although not tested, most believe the car itself could run solely on rice. In recent years, Australia has seen a massive increase in popularity of the rice beater, due to there cheap purchase price, ability to modify, and there reasonable power output.
Man I went for a cruise down to the goldie yesterday and there were so many rice beaters on the highway. Why dont those stains get a real mans car like a clubsport or a XR8.
by omg i am wtf uber October 31, 2006
mugGet the rice beatermug.

crunked

in australia, the art of getting crunked involves exactly 6 cones of bud, a 6-pack of beers funneled whilst upside down and one shot of absinth
trent got crunked before heading to town, however was unable to complete his mission, instead spent the nite eating at 7-11
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006
mugGet the crunkedmug.

thebombdotcom

thebombdotcom (L337 speak update of the common phrase the bomb) is used in speech (and text) to articulate a persons feeling of being good at something or in general. It can also be used from an onlookers perspective in both a positive or negative connotation, describing a particular attribute the person portrays, or as a general statement.
>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom"

>> Sean: "I am thebombdotcom at CS"

>> Trent thinks he is thebombdotcom at fighting, but he got rolled by a small bouncer and he stole his money. Haha what a cake!

>> Mike Tyson is thebombdotcom at boxing.
by omg i am wtf uber November 15, 2006
mugGet the thebombdotcommug.

the sean treatment

A person on an instant messenger service (such as msn) which lives to annoy his or her contacts through a series of carefully thought out strategies and or utter nuisance. The sean treatment often involves receiving countless 'nudges' (msn feature), vague answers to simple questions --- replying with either "..." or "some would say that" and even using the silent treatment to infuriate their contacts. The sean treatment has an unpredictable life-span as people who simply cannot stand the constant annoyance will block them, whereas people who require them for information and opinions (or general chat) have to put up with these shenanigans.

The sean treatment involves varying levels of annoyance, depending on the persons mood and whether or not they are antogonised. In extreme levels, constant nudging is followed by endless silent periods and bascially anything that is typed to them in this time is followed by a "..." --- some say that if two similar people are ever to be added to the same conversation, the world will end soon after.
>>> Jeff: oi bro... that chick that just added me is one of your friends. is she ne hot? or is she a mess... cuz if its the latter im gonna give the bitch the sean treatment in hope that she'll block me.

or

>>> Trent: ffs im trying to fucking work. do u want me to fucking block u cunt? this time ill make it a one month block + delete.

Mick: <nudge>
Mick: ...
Mick: <nudge>

Trent: <block + delete>

Mick: what a fucken puss
by omg i am wtf uber July 16, 2007
mugGet the the sean treatmentmug.

pizz0r

sean, after a uber dai of leet cs pwnage lets order some pizz0r
by omg i am wtf uber September 30, 2006
mugGet the pizz0rmug.

Share this definition