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Definitions by olol

narcissistic 

See Steve Jobs, the dumbass who claims he's better than Windows OS and Linux.
Steve Jobs is a narcissistic prick who claims that his Mac is better when it's the same things as a PC except it can't play games. Dipshit.
narcissistic by OLOL January 29, 2007

there are no women on the internet 

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.
Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

Late Night Five 

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)
Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.
Late Night Five by OLOL January 28, 2007

The Superbowl is Gay 

Andy Milonakis's mimetic, homophobic internet song, before he was popular. Released sometime during, before or after the SuperBowl between the Buccaneers and the Raiders. It quickly goes from football hating to Andy calling everything gay.
The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl is gay,
The Superbowl,
Superbowl,
Superbowl...
...Is gay.
The Raiders, are gay
The Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are so fucking gay
Raiders are...
Gayyyyyyyy.
The Buccs... are gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
The Buccs are also fucking gay
Buccs, gay
Raiders, gay
Superbowl, gay
Everything else, gay
(Random nonsense inserted here)
The Superbowl is Gay by OLOL January 27, 2007

banstick whack

In message boards, when a person is banned, usually permabanned.
GNAA: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Moderator: Don't make me banstick whack you.
banstick whack by OLOL January 27, 2007

AMV hell 

Internet phenomenon. A series of five AMVs, parodying commercials, movies, and anime. The most well known is "AMV Hell 3: The Motion Picture", an hour long.
Even non-anime fans will like AMV Hell.
AMV hell by OLOL January 27, 2007
In MMORPGs, it is also the term of a person creating accounts solely for game-breaking purposes.
E.G: In Urban Dead, people create alts (zerging) for the sole purpose of breaking down barriers, then logging on as their main character and killing everyone inside.
zerging by OLOL January 25, 2007