olol's definitions

sony

A company that releases the most kickass consoles... and nothing else.

The Playstations were probably the only good things for Sony. The rest is shit.

by OLOL January 21, 2007

blood pressure

What is raised when idiots post on UD, or anywhere on the internet.

Even 4chan.

"...And in other news, national blood pressure is up due to a series of tube-related problems."

75 percent of UD descriptions make my blood pressure increase.

by OLOL August 25, 2007

FPS

1. First Person Shooter. A gmae played from the perspective of the in-game character.
2. Frames Per Second. How fast the game's running. See framerate.
3. For Pete's Sake. Nicer version of FFS.

1. Did anyone check out that new FPS? It looks pretty rad.
2. Christ, that game displays thousands of enemies on-screen and its framerate doesn't drop!
3. FPS, GET DOWN HERE AND JUST CAST THE SPELL!

by OLOL July 18, 2007

Liberal douchebag

People that give the Democratic party a bad name, they hate America whilst living in it. All parts of it, especially:

A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government

Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.

Nonsensical hippy-tard in Berkeley, Belmont, or Santa Cruz: AMERIKKKA SUCKS! FUCK THE TROOPS! ALL THEY DO IS ADVANCE THE FAT WALLETS OF KORPORATE SKUMMMM!! *burns an American flag*
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.

See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.

by OLOL October 5, 2007

TEL

Truly Epic Lulz.

Stems from the FOX11 investigation on the Chans and anonymous.

"But TEL comes from raids and invasions..."

by OLOL November 25, 2007

Late Night Five

The term describing the five late-night comedy shows featuring Jay Leno, Conan O'Brien, David Letterman, Craig Ferguson, and Jimmy Kimmel.

(Note: I probably forgot other late-night comedy shows.)

(Also note: Doesn't count Jon Stewart, Colbert, or the stand-up performances on Comedy Central. Their airing times are different.)

Jeez, I have to keep switching between the Late Night five, they're on at the same time, and rather funny.

by OLOL January 28, 2007

there are no women on the internet

Internet usage, usually brought up on forums, chat, IM, or IRC. This is used when a topic about women is brought up, whether one broke up with a woman, discussing feminists/feminazis, girlfriends, mothers, wives, people pretending to be women on chat/message boards, et cetera.

The term is coined in the fact that most people who use the internet are male.

The term as can be modified into "There are no women on the internets", "there are no women on the interweb", "there are no whimmen on the internet", and so on and so forth.

Wakalaka: Damn, my girlfriend broke up with me.
MrRaptor: You think you got problems? My wife wants to divorce
MrRaptor: Shes a feminazi
D0kt0r1337: Same here, my mum is divorcing my father
<HEADSHOT> Bridget: ha my firend said he was dating some chick on the internet. turned out to be a guy
RomZomCom: There are no women on the internet.
*everyone in the chat relay agrees*

by OLOL December 9, 2008