bumfinger

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

by olly April 13, 2004

wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004

sneaks

comes from sneakers so it means shoes

yo ma sneaks aint clean

by olly June 02, 2004

leathered

Very drunk, completely intoxicated.

I was leathered last night.

by Olly August 30, 2003

scoff

Dinner. Food. Meal.

Are you coming to get some scoff?

by Olly August 30, 2003

cresent fresh

It's an adjective describing something really-really cool.

hey, look at those cresent fresh skulls in my salad.

by Olly June 26, 2003

wounded

To have bad luck, to be upset.

Jason was wounded to find out that his girlfriend had dumped him.

by Olly August 30, 2003