wallpapering the kitchen

vb. coll. slang for masturbation, often aided by William Hague speech CDs.

I'm off to read for a bit and then i might wallpaper the kitchen.

by Olly February 27, 2004

sneaks

comes from sneakers so it means shoes

yo ma sneaks aint clean

by olly June 02, 2004

scoff

Dinner. Food. Meal.

Are you coming to get some scoff?

by Olly August 30, 2003

chite

Gil Scott-Heron uses chite in the song/poem Comment #4 to insult "white people" who are trying to identify with "black people" and their political causes.

"You silly chite mother fucker, your great grandfather tied a ball and chain to my balls and bounced me through a cotton field... and now you want me to help you overthrow what?" (Gil Scott-Heron, Comment #4)

by Olly April 02, 2005

cresent fresh

It's an adjective describing something really-really cool.

hey, look at those cresent fresh skulls in my salad.

by Olly June 26, 2003

bumfinger

The finger that is frequently used to pleasure the anus.

Oh no, i've sprained my bumfinger

John's bum finger looks brown. He must hae been using it.

by olly April 13, 2004

Maund

Big and green and smells of bananas..

Look at that maund, its Big and green and smells of bananas..

by Olly December 01, 2004