Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.
Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.
by nutella137 July 21, 2020
When a girl uses her boobs to pleasure a guy. A girl doesn’t need to have big boobs to do it, but in order to do it porn style she needs to be at least a d cup.
Dude 1: That’s your girlfriend? But she’s fat.
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: She must weigh more than you.
Dude 2: She has a pretty face and gives me titty sex though.
Dude 2: So?
Dude 1: She must weigh more than you.
Dude 2: She has a pretty face and gives me titty sex though.
by nutella137 February 20, 2021
To make an uneducated guess.
Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.
by nutella137 August 06, 2020
Internet troll: I hate everyone, especially people who disagree with me.
Person: you must be fun at parties.
Person: you must be fun at parties.
by nutella137 November 04, 2020
1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.
2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.
by nutella137 August 20, 2020