Wigga

Wannabe you know what. Usually white and middle or upper middle class. Wants to be from the hood because they think it makes them look cool. They often date black girls and think having a black girlfriend makes them an honorary black person.

James: you wanna fight me? I’m tough ‘cause I’m from Philly. You bout to catch these hands.
Jamal: My uncle lives in Philly. Which part are you from?
James: Brookhaven.
Jamal: that’s a burb, just what I thought white boy, you’s just a wigga.
James: My black girlfriend is from the west side if that counts.

by nutella137 September 07, 2020

Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 05, 2020

Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.

Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

Blican

Half black and half Puerto Rican. Similar to a blaxican but the Hispanic side is Puerto Rican instead of Mexican.

Deon: I’m black and my wife is Puerto Rican. Our kids will be blican.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Aeropostale

A mall store similar to Hollister but cheaper and less popular. It’s peak was in the 2000s. Now mostly just high school girls and Hispanic guys shop at it.

Victoria: I’m gonna go into Hollister.
Valerie: I like Aeropostale better so I’m going in there.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

You must be fun at parties

A sarcastic comment that one would say to a negative person.

Internet troll: I hate everyone, especially people who disagree with me.
Person: you must be fun at parties.

by nutella137 November 03, 2020