nutella137's definitions

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020

short guy

Contrary to what some people say, there’s nothing wrong with being a short guy. Short guys and short girls look really cute together.

Jennifer: I’m only 5 feet so I have to date short guys, doesn’t bother me though.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Sofa king

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

by nutella137 November 16, 2020

Blussian

Half black and half Russian

Pablo: hey Courtney, what ethnicity are you? Are you Dominican?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: Guyanese?
Courtney: nope.
Pablo: are you mixed?
Courtney: yeah, my dad is black and my mom is Russian.
Pablo: that’s so cool, I’ll call you Blussian.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020

I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

Titty job

When a girl uses her boobs on a dick. She doesn’t need to have big boobs but it works best if she’s at least a d.

Guy 1: Hanna doesn’t give blowjobs.
Guy 2: Then how can you stand to date her?
Guy 1: she gives me titty jobs instead, I still would much prefer a bj.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

Icup

Something that elementary schoolers will ask each other to spell. Sounds like I see you pee.

4th grader: you’re a dumb 2nd grader
2nd grader: I’m not dumb
4th grader: Then spell icup
2nd grader: I C U P

by nutella137 September 5, 2020