nutella137's definitions

Talking out of your ass

Claiming something that’s not true.

1
James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020

Sofa king

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

by nutella137 November 16, 2020

You must be fun at parties

A sarcastic comment that one would say to a negative person.

Internet troll: I hate everyone, especially people who disagree with me.
Person: you must be fun at parties.

by nutella137 November 3, 2020

Step dyke

When a lesbian (usually butch) dates a single mom.

Seth: My step dad is picking me up.
Georgie: I thought your mom was dating a girl.
Seth: yeah but she likes us to call her our step dad.
Georgie: that’s not a step dad, that’s a step dyke.

by nutella137 October 16, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Burbs

Short for suburbs.

She’s from the burbs but she dates hood guys.

by nutella137 September 8, 2020

Anti friend

Basically your enemy, someone who you can’t tolerate. You’d rather be alone than hang out with them.

Devin: Kevin is mean, narcissistic, and a liar. I don’t understand how he has friends at all, he’s my anti friend.

by nutella137 September 7, 2020