Wigga

Wannabe you know what. Usually white and middle or upper middle class. Wants to be from the hood because they think it makes them look cool. They often date black girls and think having a black girlfriend makes them an honorary black person.

James: you wanna fight me? I’m tough ‘cause I’m from Philly. You bout to catch these hands.
Jamal: My uncle lives in Philly. Which part are you from?
James: Brookhaven.
Jamal: that’s a burb, just what I thought white boy, you’s just a wigga.
James: My black girlfriend is from the west side if that counts.

by nutella137 September 07, 2020

Reverse step kid

Your ex’s kid.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 05, 2020

Assume

To make an uneducated guess.

Macy: are you doing anything for Valentine’s Day with Pablo?
Georgia: no, why?
Macy: I’m sorry I assumed you two were dating.
Georgia: no we’re just friends, he has a girlfriend, Divya. When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.

by nutella137 August 06, 2020

Reverse step kids

Your ex’s kids.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

Burbs

Short for suburbs.

She’s from the burbs but she dates hood guys.

by nutella137 September 08, 2020

Talking out of your ass

Claiming something that’s not true.

1
James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020