anti crush

Someone who you would absolutely not want to date under any circumstances. If you and them were the last single people on earth, you’d rather be single. Can also apply to the same gender for straight people and the opposite gender for gay people.

Carl: I think you’d be a cute couple with Mason.
Kate: hell no, he’s not only ugly, but he’s rude and has bad hygiene. He’s my anti crush. How the fuck can you picture me dating him?

Lexie: I’m a lesbian, and even though I have friends that are guys, men are my anti crushes.

by nutella137 July 22, 2020

cha town

Charlotte, North Carolina the largest city in North Carolina and one of the best cities in the USA.

I’m from cha town

by nutella137 August 02, 2020

Cha town

Charlotte, North Carolina. This is the biggest city in North Carolina and one of the best cities in the USA.

I’m from Cha town.

by nutella137 August 02, 2020

Talking out of your ass

Claiming something that’s not true.

1
James: I’m from da hood my nigga.
Jamal: you’re from da burbs, stop talking out of your ass.

2
Keisha: you’re a sellout and a self hater because you’re black yet your wife is Hispanic.
Deon: that’s not even remotely true, you’re talking out of your ass, Keisha.

by nutella137 December 30, 2020

Blad

The female version of a simp.
B- bitch
L- lusting

A- after
D- dick
An example of a blad is Candace Flynn from Phineas and Ferb or Mabel from Gravity Falls.

Dipper from Gravity Falls was a simp.
Yeah, and his sister Mabel was a blad.

by nutella137 July 23, 2020

Burbs

Short for suburbs.

She’s from the burbs but she dates hood guys.

by nutella137 September 08, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 12, 2020