nutella137's definitions

Reverse step kid

Your ex’s kid.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

Fucktart

Someone you hate but still want to have sex with.

George: I wish my ex girlfriend wasn’t such a fucktart, then it would be easier to either move on or get back together with her.

by nutella137 August 5, 2020

Half black

Someone who is half black or African American and half something else. Nicknames for someone who is half black include mulatto (half black and half white), blasian (half black and half Asian), blaxican (half black and half Mexican), blican (half black and half Puerto Rican), blindian / dougla (half black and half East Indian).

Andrea: My dad is Nigerian and my mom is Chinese, I’m half black and half Asian.

by nutella137 February 21, 2021

Blican

Half black and half Puerto Rican. Similar to a blaxican but the Hispanic side is Puerto Rican instead of Mexican.

Deon: I’m black and my wife is Puerto Rican. Our kids will be blican.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

Double affair

When someone cheats on their boyfriend / girlfriend / fiancé / fiancée / husband / wife with someone who is also in a relationship or married.

Hanna: my ex had a double affair, he cheated on me with his cousin’s fiancée.
Kate: maybe if you would’ve given him head, he wouldn’t have cheated on you.

by nutella137 October 11, 2020

Asking for a friend

Usually people will say this when they’re asking for themselves but to embarrassed. Some people are actually asking for a friend when they say this but people still assume they’re talking about themselves.

Jennifer: is your cousin single? Asking for a friend.
Todd: do you like him?
Jennifer: no, I’m actually asking for a friend. I’m not gonna say who though.

by nutella137 July 21, 2020

False dichotomy

Thinking that there are only two possibilities when there are more.

1.
Louise: I love cats.
Keisha: why don’t you like dogs?
Louise: I like both, liking cats and liking dogs aren’t mutually exclusive. Thinking they are is a false dichotomy.

2.
Person 1: I’m not a liberal.
Person 2: so you’re a conservative?
Person 1: no I’m independent. Why do people see politics as a false dichotomy.

by nutella137 August 20, 2020