Definitions by nuketheworld

patriot 

a misguided bomb/a massmurderer/a child with a gun

oh no ! its an americanpatriot! duck and cover!

patriot by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

constitution 

"obey"
1. an antique document. out of date in the u.s.a.

whats a "constitution"? an ice-hockey-team?

constitution by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

car 

"central american reason", an object which is used for everything, even as a war-reason

hey see:afatamericancar!gasolinemust be cheap this year!

car by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

earth 

"usa",property of the ministry of defense, usa

this is our planet! the all-american-earth! get off our planet you foreign aliens! or we will use our wmd´s on you!

earth by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

vine 

"god`s blood", is a alcoholicliquid made of grapes, not suitable for us-americans because of its quality and percentage. usa only wants minor quality and only either very low percentage (americanstandard"beer" or very high percentage whiskey liquids.
isnt allowed to be drank in the usa, because otherwise you will be shot dead.

eek! what´s this? vine??? i´m scared!
BLAM!
(acted in self defense)

vine by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

Weapon 

"penis", a penis, mostly made out of steel.
penetrates till death.
a car is a less powerfulweapon than some wmd´s.

feel my weapon!
i smell weapon(s) of mass-destruction] (wmd´s)! handle them out and i will show you mine!

Weapon by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

beer

"liquid bread", european origin. is served to any meal on demand (exception:usa)
good beer needs to be brewed according to an ancient german brewery law from 1516 a.d.
bad "beer" isnt allowed to be sold under the name "beer" in germany and has fewer quality than superior german beer.(alcoholic percentage is also different: americanlite"beer" mostly has about 2% of alcohol, normal german beer has a standard of at least 4.8% percent)
in may special beer is sold with a percentage of about 8%.

i´m hungry! do you have beer?

beer by nuketheworld April 20, 2003