not zane's definitions

Ultima Online

Once the greatest game I ever played. Gotten exponentially worse every year. Technically dead when Age of shadows (See: ruination) blew over.

Ultima online was once a great game - Eddie Murphy

by Not Zane July 20, 2004

penguins taste like babies

Legend has it that The Penguin in Batman, once ate a penguin to gain his various powers, which include (but are not limited to) Heat vision, Barbequing, playing video games, and doing backflips while pulling a varial kickflip while doing a darkslide and a bs 50-50.

Thus, his first statement when inheriting those powers, was: "Penguins taste like babies"

by Not Zane August 14, 2004

gansta grip

Something that "gangsters" do by holding a handgun sideways, holding a handgun sideways will not only lower the accuracy to a minimum, it is also easy to disarm the ignorant fool that was holding it sideways.

Im glad gangsters dont know how to use firearms, just makes it that much easier to run.

by Not Zane July 29, 2004

talk to the hand

Something that chicks (In their teens, mostly.) say whenever they officially lost a debate.

It is most commonly used by a person with a low IQ, who cant just tell someone to go away by theirself, so they resort to something really stupid and raise their hand in the air.

See also: How's the weather

People who say "Talk to the hand" need a heavy dose of reality.

Cheerleaders should be put in jail each time they say this.

by Not Zane July 23, 2004

John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood

"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

Thursday

One of my favorite bands. Their songs are pure quality, not your "Run of the mill" groups such as Nickelback.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Hey kids, did you know that Thursday happens to be one of my favorite bands?

Some random kid: Yeah, you told me a thousand times.

by Not Zane August 10, 2004

Whitesville

An actual town about 20 miles away from where I live, the town is small and should be considered a village. The town is in Kentucky, and the town is aptly named because I only seen about 2 black people there each time I visited (About 10 times)

I still cant actually believe Whitesville is an actual town.

by Not Zane July 22, 2004