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Definitions by nolandc

high tea wrinkle 

(n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.

So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
Cynthia had developed a high tea wrinkle after our strategy meeting went over by 30 minutes.
high tea wrinkle by nolandc August 30, 2019

clustertuck 

(n.) A group of middle-aged men with tucked-in shirts and hiked-up shorts.

They tend to cluster at social gatherings to vent about their children or work. Most frequently spotted in pockets of Suburban America, the clustertuck is an endangered social unit due to the rise of Millennial fashion trends.
The clustertuck discussed IT solutions at a backyard bbq.
clustertuck by nolandc August 30, 2019

Booze bark 

(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.

Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.

A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Aaron: "Iloveyoujess."
Jess: "Ew Aaron, stop booze barking."
Booze bark by nolandc August 30, 2019

Lord Farquaad energy

Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.

An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
Fiona: His empire is hot but his insecurity is not.
Lucy: He's got serious Lord Farquaad Energy.
Lord Farquaad energy by nolandc August 13, 2019