Clung

(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
Mick: Lucy rolled into the function with 6 brothers.
Mitt: Damn she's clung.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
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gossip breath

(n.) someone who has been caught in the act of gossiping.

Named after the stank lingering on the breath of someone who just uttered a filthy rumor. Often, friends will go out of the way to avoid a gossip breath out of fear of being featured in their next rumor.
I could smell Erin's rank gossip breath from behind my back.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Sauna del Rey

A room full of people sobbing while bobbing their heads, thanks to a speaker throbbing some fire sadpop.

A dance floor of sorrowful fist-pumpers. The name derives from Lana del Rey's devastating ballads, which have caused listeners to strip down to their emotions as they heat up on the dance floor. When a Sauna del Ray arises in a moving vehicle, the driver should pull over to the side of the road, hug their passengers, dab thrice, and draft a Tweet about "the shackles of love."
Marcos, kidnap the aux. It's time to turn this wedding into a sauna del rey.
by nolandc October 07, 2019
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ketamine banquet

(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.

Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
Harry is hosting a ketamine banquet on 420.
by nolandc September 09, 2019
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Kleeneck

(n.) the act of sneezing on someone's neck, effectively replacing the need for a Kleenex tissue.

Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
I haven't spoken with Martin since he gave me a kleeneck.
by nolandc September 02, 2019
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heir aura

(n.) a personality that conveys significant trust fund assets.

Heir auras cluster at parties to observe each other with their heads tilted upwards at 3°-angles. Luscious flowing hair, a relaxed stare and a tan from St. Belvedere are common traits among heir auras. Appear to be on vacation at all times of the year.
In his sleep, the heir aura muttered "my father's wealth is hefty” and spooned a family heirloom.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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LLC god

(n.) A millennial who has founded several limited liability companies (LLCs) to absolutely no success. The companies generally don't exist outside of their LinkedIn profiles and resumes.

These individuals believe they are gods of money, but in fact are merely pawns of capitalism.
The LLC God attempted to raise capital from his uncle at Thanksgiving dinner.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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