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snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.
After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.
by nolandc September 8, 2019
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Clung

(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
Mick: Lucy rolled into the function with 6 brothers.
Mitt: Damn she's clung.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
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Netflix and Kill

(n.) a category of Netflix and Chill, the social phenomenon of watching serial killer documentaries on Netflix with a romantic love interest.

Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
Lucy: Netflix and Kill?
Brian: Hell yea, lets learn to hide bodies
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber

(n.) A phrase often shouted at pregames, "1 if by subway, 2 if by Uber" is a management technique to cluster the party into people taking public transport and those taking a taxi to go out.

A play on Paul Revere's "1 if by land, 2 if by sea" exclamation from 1774. Happens to be a convenient proxy to segment the group into the wealthy and poor.
Paul: "1 IF BY SUBWAY, 2 IF BY UBER."
Jim: "1!"
Maddox Witcroft, IV: "What a peasant."
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Hella foot

A euphemism to describe someone extremely tall.
Jim is hella foot.

Karen is like, hella foot ten.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
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Kleeneck

(n.) the act of sneezing on someone's neck, effectively replacing the need for a Kleenex tissue.

Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
I haven't spoken with Martin since he gave me a kleeneck.
by nolandc September 2, 2019
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