60 definitions by nolandc
(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 16, 2019
Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.
Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
(n.) any get-together with the sole purpose of recreational drug use.
Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
Encompasses marijuana galas, Netflix n' MDMA, heroin soirées, crack cocaine conferences, xanax assemblies, magic mushroom lectures, and crystal meth annual benefit dinners.
by nolandc September 10, 2019
The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
by nolandc October 3, 2019
(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.
Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
by nolandc August 31, 2019
(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.
by nolandc September 12, 2019