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Dynadick

(n.) Someone who learned to be rude through their parents.

Traditionally, a Dynadick is an asshole whose father was an asshole, and whose father's father was an asshole also. Thus, a Dynadick is a member of a "Dynasty of Dicks."
Matt: "I went over to Adam's for dinner, and he and his parents scoffed at my body fat throughout the meal."
Chloe: "What a dynadick."
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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Clung

(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
Mick: Lucy rolled into the function with 6 brothers.
Mitt: Damn she's clung.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
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Apple Prayer

A subconcious train of thought that expresses admiration for Apple products. Often recited in high school hallways, college campuses, and fat commutes.

The Apple Prayer: "Airpods have changed my life; Please end my strife with a new Apple Watch. Thank you, god, for Apple Cash. Oh, lmao, Siri's trash."
Damian gave an Apple Prayer before his exam.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Hanes Miscalculation

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Data Dump

Time spent on the office toilet, scrolling through social media to avoid responsibilities. Offers a way to relax without your manager seeing.

Finished with wiping and now only swiping, a data dumper will consume gigabytes-worth of data on IG and YouTube.
Garrett spent the last hour of his shift on a data dump.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
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Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Class Clooney

The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.

When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
The Class Clooney caused a disruption when she decided to sit in the back of the class.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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