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Endgame filibuster

(n.) During an argument with your significant other, vigorously repeating "I love you" for minutes, hours (or however long it takes) so that your partner stops arguing and goes to bed.

Such acts of heinous repetition are reserved for the endgames of critical arguments. If overused, endgame filibusters will cause the individual to go blue in the face, and potentially cause their partner to break up with them.

Often resembles demonic possession.
Person 1: "...I love you I love you I love you I love you --"
Person 2: "I can't believe you are endgame filibustering me."
Person 1: "-- I love you I love you I love..."
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Hanes Miscalculation

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.
Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Juul mime

(n.) The act of lifting one's empty fist to the mouth, in order to replicate the act of taking a Juul hit. Performed by individuals who forgot their Juul at home or have run out of Juul pods.

Like when toddlers suck their thumbs, Juul mimes are acts of muscle memory in moments of desire. A Juul-mimer may be delusional and dangerous, and may also be fidgeting and, more rarely, foaming at the mouth.
Person 1: Steven Juul mimed all night.

Person 2: Ya, and then he threatened Lisa.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Vacuum a kiss

(v.) The opposite of to blow a kiss.

Someone vacuums a kiss when they are thrilled to watch someone leave.
Person 1: I hate our Algebra professor.
Person 2: I am going to vacuum a kiss to him after the final.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Netflix and Kill

(n.) a category of Netflix and Chill, the social phenomenon of watching serial killer documentaries on Netflix with a romantic love interest.

Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
Lucy: Netflix and Kill?
Brian: Hell yea, lets learn to hide bodies
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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first-wheeling

(n.) to take oneself out on date.

When a couple requests to be alone, a third wheel derails into a first wheel. First-wheeling can be devastating for individuals who dislike their own company.

A good first-wheel could start with laying out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; then unicycling home under the rose-colored sunset. When you get back, to look in the mirror, telling yourself, "my treat," and then blushing, flattered.
Martyn: "Nolan, I am getting tired of you coming on my dinner dates with Phosie."
Nolan: "Ok, I will start first-wheeling and get to know myself better."
Martyn: "Maximal pleb behavior."
by nolandc September 20, 2019
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