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(n.) A group of middle-aged men with tucked-in shirts and hiked-up shorts.
They tend to cluster at social gatherings to vent about their children or work. Most frequently spotted in pockets of Suburban America, the clustertuck is an endangered social unit due to the rise of Millennial fashion trends.
They tend to cluster at social gatherings to vent about their children or work. Most frequently spotted in pockets of Suburban America, the clustertuck is an endangered social unit due to the rise of Millennial fashion trends.
The clustertuck discussed IT solutions at a backyard bbq.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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Get the Hella foot mug.(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
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Get the Sexual Tension Solar System mug.(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
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Get the Clung mug.(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.
Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."
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The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
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Get the Fiction Wink mug.(n.) the act of sneezing on someone's neck, effectively replacing the need for a Kleenex tissue.
Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships
by nolandc September 2, 2019
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