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(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
Get the Clungmug. (n.) Someone who learned to be rude through their parents.
Traditionally, a Dynadick is an asshole whose father was an asshole, and whose father's father was an asshole also. Thus, a Dynadick is a member of a "Dynasty of Dicks."
Traditionally, a Dynadick is an asshole whose father was an asshole, and whose father's father was an asshole also. Thus, a Dynadick is a member of a "Dynasty of Dicks."
Matt: "I went over to Adam's for dinner, and he and his parents scoffed at my body fat throughout the meal."
Chloe: "What a dynadick."
Chloe: "What a dynadick."
by nolandc September 12, 2019
Get the Dynadickmug. The ailment contracted by lonely singles after Valentine’s Day. Symptoms include feverish right-swiping on dating apps and a renewed desire to wreck the gym. The general public can protect itself by wearing masks, to avoid smelling Alonavirus victims’ brand new cologne: Dior Amour.
Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.
Also known as Heartbrokenfluenza, not to be confused with the Common Cold Heart.
Adam contracted Alonavirus on Valentine’s Day when he binged-watched all of his friends’ romantic Instagram stories.
by nolandc February 22, 2020
Get the Alonavirusmug. (n.) a correct prediction when one's phone rings that it is a telemarketer calling.
A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.
A 1-800 prophecy is often celebrated by briefly answering the call to insult the telemarketer.
by nolandc September 2, 2019
Get the 1-800 prophecymug. (n.) a sensation of inferiority arising in an ultra-tall person when they walk into a room and there is someone taller.
Named after the second highest mountain on earth, K2.
Named after the second highest mountain on earth, K2.
by nolandc September 2, 2019
Get the K2 Complexmug. (n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
by nolandc September 2, 2019
Get the shelf deathmug. A highly-addictive song. Flow so stimulating it causes withdrawal symptoms, like Crack Cocaine.
Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
Track Flowcaine forces addicted listeners to keep one AirPod in during meetings or lectures. In cases of overdose, addicts hum Track Flowcaine's melody and tap its beat in public.
by nolandc February 14, 2020
Get the Track Flowcainemug.