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Stiletto Regretto

the regret from wearing high-heeled shoes on a night out.

Sufferers of Stiletto Regretto face severely diminished party drive. Early-onset Stiletto Regretto is known as Cobble Wobble, initiated by the wonky journey made in heels on the uneven street. If already intoxicated, Stiletto Regretto can often lead to a single tear on the cheek - known as High Heel Feels.
Jen contracted Stiletto Regretto when she walked into the bar and was taller than all of her friends.
by nolandc September 28, 2019
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Fiction Wink

(n.) An act misconstrued by one party to be a sign of love.

The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.
Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."
by nolandc September 2, 2019
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Fleece Navidaddy

The fictitious love interest that you tell your family about when you come home for the holiday season.

Fleece-wearing, dog-rearing, and law degree-bearing, the Fleece Navidaddy is guaranteed to impress the aunts and uncles.
Mother won’t have a Feliz Navidad unless she hears about your Fleece Navidaddy.
by nolandc December 24, 2019
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Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.
Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
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father on the feet

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."
Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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Sauna del Rey

A room full of people sobbing while bobbing their heads, thanks to a speaker throbbing some fire sadpop.

A dance floor of sorrowful fist-pumpers. The name derives from Lana del Rey's devastating ballads, which have caused listeners to strip down to their emotions as they heat up on the dance floor. When a Sauna del Ray arises in a moving vehicle, the driver should pull over to the side of the road, hug their passengers, dab thrice, and draft a Tweet about "the shackles of love."
Marcos, kidnap the aux. It's time to turn this wedding into a sauna del rey.
by nolandc October 7, 2019
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gossip breath

(n.) someone who has been caught in the act of gossiping.

Named after the stank lingering on the breath of someone who just uttered a filthy rumor. Often, friends will go out of the way to avoid a gossip breath out of fear of being featured in their next rumor.
I could smell Erin's rank gossip breath from behind my back.
by nolandc September 12, 2019
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