nolandc's definitions

Hella foot

A euphemism to describe someone extremely tall.

Jim is hella foot.

Karen is like, hella foot ten.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

Sexual Tension Solar System

(n.) A unit of one female and 4+ males that hangs out together. Held together because the girl is leading all of them on simultaneously.

Between classes, Meg received a massage from two members of her sexual tension solar system.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

Clung

(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.

Mick: Lucy rolled into the function with 6 brothers.
Mitt: Damn she's clung.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

Popeyes maneuver

(n.) resisting change as long as possible before its too late. Seen in all walks of life, including interpersonal issues to international affairs. Named after Popeyes' delayed entry into the chicken sandwich industry to compete with Chik-fil-A.

Karen: "Tom wants to cut his hair the day before our wedding."
Lisa: "It's a Popeyes maneuver, plain and simple."

by nolandc August 31, 2019

Fiction Wink

(n.) An act misconstrued by one party to be a sign of love.

The term derives from a blink being confused for a wink.

Jenna: "Rachel wants to get coffee with me, she must be into me right?"
Tim: "Girls get coffee all the time. I feel it's just a fiction wink."

by nolandc September 2, 2019

Kleeneck

(n.) the act of sneezing on someone's neck, effectively replacing the need for a Kleenex tissue.

Often leads to fist fights or broken friendships

I haven't spoken with Martin since he gave me a kleeneck.

by nolandc September 2, 2019

shelf death

(n.) the choice to give up on your crush because you've been put on the shelf for too long.

Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.

Luke is going through a tough shelf death after Mary stopped responding to his messages last month.

by nolandc September 2, 2019