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Booze bark

(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.

Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.

A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Aaron: "Iloveyoujess."
Jess: "Ew Aaron, stop booze barking."
by nolandc August 30, 2019
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Clifford the Blood Red Dawg

(n.) a way to express the darker side of someone

Named after Clifford the Big Red Dog's hood personality.
I lost it when Jeff told me he forgot the wine bottler. I went all Clifford the Blood Red Dawg.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Class Clooney

The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.

When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
The Class Clooney caused a disruption when she decided to sit in the back of the class.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
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Netflix and Kill

(n.) a category of Netflix and Chill, the social phenomenon of watching serial killer documentaries on Netflix with a romantic love interest.

Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
Lucy: Netflix and Kill?
Brian: Hell yea, lets learn to hide bodies
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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DILB

short for a "Dad I'd Like to Befriend"

Kind, fun, and overweight, DILBs send out family-friendly vibes from all the way across Main Street. One can't help but call him "grill god" and throw a baseball in his direction. Every time a DILB makes a dad joke, a puppy is born in Heaven.
Omg Pete is such a DILB.
by nolandc September 28, 2019
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snowflake affair

(n.) A relationship affair that occurs exclusively over Twitter DM.
After participating in the #deportcannibals movement on Twitter, Mike and Jenna entered a snowflake affair.
by nolandc September 8, 2019
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Clung

(Adj.) Descriptive term for a frame whom all the guys hang out with in a group, because each of them finds her attractive. She often moves around town in a Sexual Tension Solar System.
Mick: Lucy rolled into the function with 6 brothers.
Mitt: Damn she's clung.
by nolandc August 31, 2019
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