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(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
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When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
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Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
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Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
Humans tend to carry shelf lives of several months -- much shorter than that of canned foods. The average human will shelf die more than once in their life.
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The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.
The resulting odor can lead to a household crisis, with general evacuation and avoidance of the common areas for the duration of the conflict. Can last for several days or, if stubborn, months.
Lisa: I'm near yours, can I stop by?
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.
Tom: Wear a gas mask, we are enduring garbage bin chemical warfare.
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Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
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Curvy, swervy, and hard to make plans with. The Equifox keeps a packed schedule thanks to her ass-shaping, ab-making, head-shaking workout regimen. She's busy exfoliating her toxins and lunging down 6th Avenue in New York, divesifying her portfolio of skincare "Assets.” She probably doesn't hang out with her friends because she’s determined that the value of her friendships are worth less than her Equinox membership.
Curvy, swervy, and hard to make plans with. The Equifox keeps a packed schedule thanks to her ass-shaping, ab-making, head-shaking workout regimen. She's busy exfoliating her toxins and lunging down 6th Avenue in New York, divesifying her portfolio of skincare "Assets.” She probably doesn't hang out with her friends because she’s determined that the value of her friendships are worth less than her Equinox membership.
The Equifox wore Lululemon to her wedding and chugged a bottle Khiel's Hair Product to stay conditioned during vows.
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