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(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.
Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."
Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."
by nolandc September 26, 2019
Get the father on the feetmug. Influential, aggressive males under 5'7. Value respect and allegiance above all else. Often hard-working and aggressive as an outcome of compensation. When you come across one, you can just tell: their favorite character in the film Shrek is Lord Farquaad.
An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
An attractive trait if monitored. Despotic if left unchecked.
by nolandc August 13, 2019
Get the Lord Farquaad energymug. (n.) a way to express the darker side of someone
Named after Clifford the Big Red Dog's hood personality.
Named after Clifford the Big Red Dog's hood personality.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Get the Clifford the Blood Red Dawgmug. (v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
Get the Booze barkmug. The designated hot person in a class, alongside the class clown and teacher's pet.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
When the Class Clooney asks a question, the rest of the class is encouraged to stop scrolling and look up for the first time since class began, so they can subtly objectify the charming timbre in the Class Clooney's voice, and calmly envy their every atom.
by nolandc October 2, 2019
Get the Class Clooneymug. (n.) a category of Netflix and Chill, the social phenomenon of watching serial killer documentaries on Netflix with a romantic love interest.
Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
Often initiated by a young woman who wants to send a message to their crush: "I'm cute, edgy, and I have the tools to kill you should you mess with me." Has caused a boom in the number of millennials with an interest the heinous crimes of psychopaths.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Get the Netflix and Killmug. A room full of people sobbing while bobbing their heads, thanks to a speaker throbbing some fire sadpop.
A dance floor of sorrowful fist-pumpers. The name derives from Lana del Rey's devastating ballads, which have caused listeners to strip down to their emotions as they heat up on the dance floor. When a Sauna del Ray arises in a moving vehicle, the driver should pull over to the side of the road, hug their passengers, dab thrice, and draft a Tweet about "the shackles of love."
A dance floor of sorrowful fist-pumpers. The name derives from Lana del Rey's devastating ballads, which have caused listeners to strip down to their emotions as they heat up on the dance floor. When a Sauna del Ray arises in a moving vehicle, the driver should pull over to the side of the road, hug their passengers, dab thrice, and draft a Tweet about "the shackles of love."
by nolandc October 7, 2019
Get the Sauna del Reymug.