(v.) To confess one's feelings in an uncontrolled, drunken emission.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
Due to the intensity and emotion of the statement, a booze bark often resembles the bark of a German shepherd or other oversized canines.
A booze bark will most often occur in loud clubs or Uber rides home, but it may also come to pass by late-night voicemails, at office happy hours, and during going-away parties.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
Get the Booze barkmug. (n.) a way to express the darker side of someone
Named after Clifford the Big Red Dog's hood personality.
Named after Clifford the Big Red Dog's hood personality.
by nolandc September 15, 2019
Get the Clifford the Blood Red Dawgmug. (n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.
No cure.
by nolandc September 20, 2019
Get the Pesto Manifestomug. An artist of sex.
Picasso of the sheets, always willing to try new positions to gain “multiple perspectives.” A missionary visionary and a 69 heroine.
Known for their brushstrokes of love.
Picasso of the sheets, always willing to try new positions to gain “multiple perspectives.” A missionary visionary and a 69 heroine.
Known for their brushstrokes of love.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
Get the Picocksomug. A nuanced way to express that you want to throw yourself off a cliff.
Uttered in situations of overwhelming awkwardness, discomfort, or disappointment.
Uttered in situations of overwhelming awkwardness, discomfort, or disappointment.
by nolandc November 16, 2019
Get the cliff vibesmug. (n.) An after-hours text from one’s boss demanding they return to the office. A professional's Booty Call.
Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.
Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Originated after the French Revolution, when the proletariat was forced to work long hours at the boutique because ownership had been killed by the Guillotine. Today, is often answered by individuals with a crumbling social life or a disturbing obsession with their boss.
Those who respond to a Boutique Call will often matter-of-factly mutter “No emotions, just promotions” before rollerblading all the way back to the office, in decline.
Tom's Boutique Call led to "Quick Fix and Chill" session with his boss, as they watched HR videos and massaged each others' data.
by nolandc October 05, 2019
Get the Boutique Callmug. (n) the wrinkle that develops on the forehead when meetings encroach on your afternoon snack break.
So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
So called due to the Victorian England tradition of a late afternoon "high tea" and toast after hours of labor.
by nolandc August 30, 2019
Get the high tea wrinklemug.