nj's definitions

token dog

Term used to refer to the ugly chick in a group of females. This group is one that normally can be expected to contain only beautiful females, but an ugly one is added as a politically correct gesture.

The one ugly cheerleader. The one ugly stewardess.

by nj December 19, 2003

Pressed Ham

to brew one nasty ass fart and then pull down your pants and place your sweet ass on your friends face and let er rip.......

To initiate this friendship....I would like to offer you a pressed ham.....

by NJ April 27, 2003

gladrag

A fancy item of clothin

"So what becomes of you, my love?
When they have finally stripped you of
the handbags and the gladrags
that your poor old granddad had to sweat to buy you"
or "that your granddad had to sweat so you could buy"\

by nj January 26, 2004

costcoke

Any of the numerous low-quality brands of cola found in supermarkets and Costco, hence the name

"Pepsi Vanilla tastes like a Costcoke verison of Vanilla Coke.

by nj September 18, 2003

media

Apparently the reason for 99% of America's problems

"Because of the liberal media..."
"The media has distorted..."

by nj February 27, 2004

cremeiux

a dumb slut who takes it in the butt, he's not good at anything but being a dirty tramp

lets go fuck cremeiux in the ass

by nj April 9, 2003

the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something

by nj June 8, 2004