nik's definitions

van anh

a lil azn gurl that is deeply obsessed with sum lil guy. is a tomboy cuz she has no gurl siblingz, sad lil gurl..

1)ur just like that gurl, van anh!
2)i wish i waz van anh.
3) van anhz soo sad shez like a guy.

by nik January 12, 2005

woozer

(1) another term for loser (2) someone who easily gets confused and can't buy tickets the right way kz she doesnt know the time (3) anyone named diane

Diane is a f***ing woozer

by NIK April 18, 2005

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

Ron Jeremy

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!

by Nik January 30, 2004

paganism

A vaguely defined term from the Latin word Poganus meaning countryman that has become an umbrella term for a group of reconstructed pre-Christian beliefs systems which are often nature centred. Followers of these belief systems share a wide variety of beliefs as these beliefs systems tend not to be formally structured and very focused on individual spirituality. Their beliefs can be polytheistic, animistic, pantheistic, monotheistic, bitheistic, nontheistic or a mixture of the former. Alternatively and less confusingly the term Neopagan can be used as the term has also been used for centuries as a derogotory term for any non-Abramic belief system.

Religions that have come to be considered (neo)pagan include; Wicca, Shamanism, Astatru(thought Asatruars seem to prefer the term Heathen) and, Druidism.

by Nik March 25, 2005

doing a losy

The act fucking a very sluty female in a simi-public place generaly while intoxicated

yo the othear night i was doin a losy at ray's party

by nik October 25, 2004

source code

Expression frequently used by WHO (World Health Organization) researchers

Refer pneumoniainfluenzaflutrans-avian

"The source ob thi' code is a chicken"

Or : "This strain of influenzia has been traced back to a chicken in Hong Kong"

by Nik January 30, 2004