nik's definitions

numpty

The piece of flesh between your A*** Hole and your Private parts.

I had the runs so bad it was dribbling down my numpty

by Nik January 22, 2004

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

Harry Potter

A series of books that I think personally are interesting enough, but the people who go out of their way to hate harry potter and the people who are freakishly obsessed, are much more interesting. in fact, if it wasnt for these groups of people, it would not have a deffiniton on this site

person1: harry potter is so cool!! i love him!!
person2: harry potter is a fucking dickhead i hate him!!!!
person3: why are we talking about harry potter?

by Nik January 27, 2005

Tha Bassment

Syrian dick suckers attempt to be cool by putting ramps in his basement that are the shittiest things EVER and telling everyone to come ride but nobody wants to because they are 3' tall. YOU ARE A FAT ASS!

Mindset owns your soul

by Nik April 15, 2005

penani

male version of punani

Yo i got major penani the other night at that house party

by NiK February 16, 2005

wigga

A white dude that acts black he can be from the getto or Bill Gates son. And sometimes it ain't just a act.

Look at that wigga over thurr.

by Nik December 27, 2003

Look up

What it usualy says before a search box on a dictionary website (on the other side from the search button)

look up and you'll see "Look up" i.e., it's at teh top of this page...

by NIK January 19, 2004