nik's definitions

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

convicted

n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.

oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight

by nik October 25, 2004

Harry Potter

A series of books that I think personally are interesting enough, but the people who go out of their way to hate harry potter and the people who are freakishly obsessed, are much more interesting. in fact, if it wasnt for these groups of people, it would not have a deffiniton on this site

person1: harry potter is so cool!! i love him!!
person2: harry potter is a fucking dickhead i hate him!!!!
person3: why are we talking about harry potter?

by Nik January 27, 2005

Tha Bassment

Syrian dick suckers attempt to be cool by putting ramps in his basement that are the shittiest things EVER and telling everyone to come ride but nobody wants to because they are 3' tall. YOU ARE A FAT ASS!

Mindset owns your soul

by Nik April 15, 2005

penani

male version of punani

Yo i got major penani the other night at that house party

by NiK February 16, 2005

guns and roses

LOL!! tahts funnie, see guns n' roses this is the definition that people search for that dont know shit about gn'r and hate them.

person: i HATE guns and roses!
gn'r fan: nedver heard of them, i LOVE guns n' roses though!!!


get it..?

by Nik October 5, 2004

timepass

Passing the time doing nothing much.

Obviously stems from the words "time" and "pass"...effectively meaning passing the time (but in a non-productive way).

Background: Used in India colloquially.

Q:"What's up man, What are you upto?"
Ans: "Nothing dude, just timepass"

by nik May 13, 2005