nicole's definitions

text

a message sent between cell phones.

I just got another text from him.

by nicole June 29, 2004

ate shit

to fall with a lot of force

Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.

by Nicole February 18, 2004

UHRINEK

A horrible, incompetent, high school physics teacher. He is usually mocked by his faithful students and typically called either: ur-a-dick or uremic. He rarely, if ever, makes sense and cracks corny jokes throughout class that only the mentally retarded can understand. He dances to rap and country in the wee hours of the morning and never (ever) teaches. Instead, he chooses to talk about completely non-related topics, such as Italy and school dances. He then, proceeds, to be a true asshole and give his classes take home tests that even the AP physics students could not figure out.

He is truly a one of a kind fucker.

Dude, UHRINEK was gyrating to Garth Brooks today.

Yeah? What else is new?

by Nicole December 20, 2004

tweed

abbreviated tumbleweed
strong marijuana

"We be smokin dat tweed till we fall in the grave." -Bone Thugs N Harmony

by Nicole April 5, 2004

teeny

someone, usually a young girl, who likes a band only because they are popular and good looking. sometimes known as a poseur

"anna is a teeny because she shops at hot topic and listens to good charlotte"

"screw you, teeny!"

by nicole February 21, 2004

lou reed

JESUS.

But, more commonly known as the frontman of the Velvet Underground, a rock and roll pioneer, super...

Lou Reed was essential in the writing of The Velvet Underground's brilliant song, "Heroin" and performed it, as well.

by Nicole January 24, 2005

rusty

when you havent done something in such a long time that you're not as good as you were before

man i havent played basketball in so long, i'm like wicked rusty

by Nicole February 21, 2004