Definitions by nicole

ate shit 

to fall with a lot of force

Dude after I ran into the door, I ate shit so bad.

ate shit by Nicole February 18, 2004

He who walks behind the rows 

A corn God from the movie "Children of the corn"

Did you really think that He Who Walks Behind The Rows would allow you to escape?

He who walks behind the rows by Nicole February 18, 2004

son of a crap 

-a phrase to say when frustrated
-another way of saying son of a bitch

Mom: Timmy, you have to do chores now.
Timmy: Son of a crap...

son of a crap by Nicole February 16, 2004

mother of convenient god

-instead of saying mother of god, its a more powerful way of saying it
-when something is amazing
-frustration

Lisa: I wanna lose my virginity with you
Thomas: Holy mother of convenient God!

Lisa: I still dont get it...
Thomas: Mother of convenient God...

mother of convenient god by Nicole February 16, 2004

love rubs 

the sides of a woman, the hips, usually described when having anal sex

"I love grasping that girl's love rubs when I fuck her."

love rubs by Nicole February 16, 2004

life 

an obstacle that no one can get through

"I suck at life."

life by Nicole February 16, 2004

can 

to shut up

-Guys, I'm scared! What if we get caught?
-Can it, nigger.

can by Nicole February 16, 2004