Definitions by nicolas sarkozy

cocaine

God's choice powder.

The lord Jesus Christ came to earth to snort some cocaine.

cocaine by nicolas sarkozy October 2, 2007

lance armstrong 

the american who rides bicycles better than the french.

Lance Armstrong rapes all europeans when it comes to bike racing. Other americans are just so fat, they had no chance of competing with him to begin.

lance armstrong by Nicolas Sarkozy September 30, 2007

Tour de France 

One of the great things about france, bike racing.

Lance armstrong raped the tour de france seven years in a row with one testicle.

Tour de France by Nicolas Sarkozy September 30, 2007

robin williams 

comedian who is only funny when he has just snorted an eight ball of cocaine.

I was watching robin williams live at the met from the 80s and buckets of sweat were flowing from his face because of all the cocaine (and he drank like fifty glasses of water), but he was actually quite funny at times.

robin williams by Nicolas Sarkozy September 30, 2007

orly 

Airport in Paris. Usually has flights within Europe.

On my way to the States I flew from Ciampino to Orly, and connected to Roissy (aka Charles de Gaulle).

orly by Nicolas Sarkozy September 1, 2007

Roissy 

The main airport in Paris. Also called Charles de Gaulle. It is really nice, much better than JFK.

I took the metro/rer to roissy, and then boarded my plane to the United States.

Roissy by Nicolas Sarkozy September 1, 2007

ciampino

Ciampino is an airport in Rome. It used to be a military airport (now civilian). Discounter Easyjet flies out of ciampino.

I flew easyjet from Ciampino to Orly.

ciampino by Nicolas Sarkozy September 1, 2007