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Videos, dvds, magazines and pictures of explicit sexual nature that my boyfriend watches when I'm not there.
Nicola: Why do you watch porn?
Nicola's bf: You're not always there.
Nicola: Yeah but arousal off other women that's really hurtful.
Nicola's bf: I can't do nothing can I?Can we change the subject please?
Nicola: You really upset me. I know you are not watching it so you can get ideas about us two. You watch it for the other women.
porn by Nicola April 25, 2004

Jack Off Jill 

Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.
'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat
Jack Off Jill by Nicola April 17, 2004

Amsterdam 

A city where my boyfriend goes to for his holidays, the reason for his re occuring visits is because weed is legal there.
"Black crack alley mate, there's all prostitutes in the windows!"
Amsterdam by Nicola April 16, 2004
im not a hippie or goth or nethin, jus normal and i stil think that charvas r scuffs hu hang around outside tescos fleggin on tha floor in their trackies and shoutin "ear rite..." and "init". Hu eva sed dat they have expensive clothes needs shootin, no offence but wot planet r they from i mean since wen has adidas poppers and tape players with new monkeys blastin out of been good. What i acnt understand is how they get their hats to stay on their heads wen its windy as there balanced at a 90 degree angle on the backs of their head so you can see the huge lethal fringe sticking out. i suppose if they wana spend ther lives in council estastes or outside supermarkets stoned or pist then its up 2 them, better than havin no goals i suppose. half of them end up in prison for dealin pills at raves to 10 year olds. and hu tha hell serves the lil 10 year olf for fags coz they always seem to have one in their hand!!!i do have friends hu aer slightly on tha charva side so im not stereotyping all of u, but some things jus hav 2 b sed.
what du cal a townie in a cupboard?
init!
charva by nicola February 25, 2004

Nymphomaniac 

Someone that is obssessed by sex.
Nymphomaniac by Nicola February 2, 2004

roleplay 

When you act out one of your sexual fantasies using characters ie. Dentist, teacher etc
"Let's play doctors and nurses!"
roleplay by Nicola February 1, 2004
slacker term for butt, rear end, behind, ass...

Popularized on MTV's Beavis and Butthead in the mid-1990's.
I need TP for my bunghole!

DO NOT make my bunghole angry!!
bung! by nicola January 23, 2004