Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 21, 2021
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Jack Off Jill

Jessicka wanted to call the band Jack In Jill but after a drunken night out with Marilyn Manson, he persuaded her to call it Jack Off Jill... think i got that from jessicka.com great site loads of pictures. But yeah they are my favourite. Ive not really heard any of Scarlings stuff. JOJ broke up in 2002 after tensions between band members (apparently robin and jessicka). They never topped the charts or headlined anything (which is a good thing i guess) but they were amazing and jessicka has such a great voice.
'My cat is amazing, he can play the guitar, he can break my arm in seven places, he can eat a whole watermelon' Jack Off Jill- My Cat
by Nicola April 17, 2004
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bung!

slacker term for butt, rear end, behind, ass...

Popularized on MTV's Beavis and Butthead in the mid-1990's.
I need TP for my bunghole!

DO NOT make my bunghole angry!!
by nicola January 23, 2004
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Cherry hound

A boy/man that likes to have sex with virgins.
by Nicola January 16, 2004
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malfated

'Malfated' was a word invented by Karl Steiger in 1998. The word (not in the dictionary) referred to being doomed, destined not to succeed, etc.In 2002, after someone stole his band's name, he named his band The Malfated. Their official website is www.malfated.com
"In the end, we are all The Malfated, because we're all fucked by our very nature" - Karl Steiger
by Nicola July 07, 2004
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brrrh

something one says when they are cold
by nicola July 23, 2003
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waist cincher

A garment originating from the Victorian era which tightly holds in the waist, defining a womans body. Now it is often worn as a fetish garment
i bought a really hot PVC waist cincher
by Nicola June 28, 2004
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