epakfokfal

Epakfokfal is everything. Epakfokfal is nothing. It is everything and nothing at the same time.

Who the hell left epakfokfal on the floor?

My, that's a lovely epakfokfal you have.

How many epakfokfal's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Darn! The toilet is clogged with epakfokfal again.

I heard if you stare at an epakfokfal for 10 minutes you go blind.

by Nick December 19, 2004

flabongo

half beer bong / half pink flamingo

Grab two beers and fill the Flabongo!

by Nick November 07, 2004

knuckle glitter

the detritus on a gentlemans hand after one has 'galloped one's maggott'.

'give me some bog paper, i've got knuckle glitter everywhere'

by nick August 21, 2003

hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

by nick April 08, 2005

homestarrunner

The funniest thing on earth- everyone I know loves it. Found at homestarrunner.com. Main characters are Homestar Runner, Strong Bad(you are really here to see him!), Marzipan, The Cheat, Coach Zee, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, the King of Town, Poopsmith and Homesar.

'Welcome to homestarrunner.net- it's dot com!'

by Nick September 08, 2003

ping me

A term used widely on IRC. To ping someone is to send them a packet of data and record the time it takes for their PC to respond. This is meseared in miliseconds, and the lower, the better.

Dude, i r teh pingz j00!

rofl! w/e

woah sheet, 23ms!

by Nick June 23, 2004

blaze

Word which can be used as an exclamation when somebody experiences misfortune.

Probably limited to some areas of mid England.

- "Ah no, I lost my toothpick"
- "Ha ha, blaze!"

by Nick May 13, 2004