Microsoft Works

1) Word processing program by the Microsoft Corporation

2) Oxymoron
1) Microsoft Works sucks, I'm going to get a bootlegged copy of Office.

2) Microsoft works? No it doesn't.
by Nick April 03, 2003
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chootad

male female ass, place where cock goes
male female ass, place where cock goes into ass
by Nick May 13, 2005
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diaper

a soft sometimes mostly white fabric that feels good&is so soft all men&women should wear this!!!!
by nick October 27, 2003
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Shaundel

a sloppy slut whos addicted to cigarettes and give head to nick.(see definition of nick)
dude your step sis shaundel is bangin
by nick January 19, 2004
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8 Seconds

When you are fucking a chick doggy style, put her in a full nelson, tell her she is the ugliest bitch you have ever seen, and then try and hang in there for 8 seconds.
I tried for the 8 seconds, and the bitch got me off.
by Nick May 21, 2004
mugGet the 8 Secondsmug.