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The most amazing guitarist of the day. Many people assume things about Zakk wylde, but they just realize that theyre punk ass garbage bands or themselves cannot live up to Zakk's blistering solos. Do you see any other bands pull this shit off? Not many. Dimebag Darrell was also good friends with him(R.I.P) Also, people say hes a wannabe biker. He isnt a wannabe, and I guarantee you wouldnt say that to his face. Quit hiding behind the fucking screen, and do something if you feel that way. Also as said before, extremely loyal to friends, and also a very caring person. Get on his bad side though, and he'll kick your ass. Enough said.
Nick-"Holy shit, that punk just called Zakk wylde a poser!"
Ethan-"Better call the EMS and tell them to bring 2 body bags-One for him and the other one for his asshole after havin a boot put through it"
by nick April 9, 2005
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one of ozzy's main guitarists, until he finally realized that zakk wylde in an ass. yeah he is a good guitar player but he playes the role of I am gonna kick your ass cause I'm zakk wylde and I'm the greatest guitar player ever.
also one of the most egomanical bastards in heavy/metal. He even put his own name in front of his band name and the band website is zakkwylde.com
by nick January 29, 2005
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Ohio is one of the best states in America, if not the best. We don't have to worry about messed up politicians or disasters (other than floods and a few tornadoes). There is a great balance of city attractions and countryside. People are generally nice and very opinionated. Lot of ethnic background in Ohio, one of the largest states in America. Great place to grow up if you live suburban Columbus; you get a mix of safety but all the good OSU parties. An yeah, definitely better than crappy-ass michigan.
Ohio is so much better than Michigan, pwned.
by nick June 27, 2004
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To recieve a ride on the handlebars of someone's bicycle, whilst they are pedaling.
Giz a croggy! (I would appreciate it if I may ride on the handlebars of your bicylce whilst you pedal)
by nick May 21, 2004
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a fat chick who roles onto your left nut while you're sleeping
That fucking bitch is a real ball breaker - all 500 pounds of her.
by nick October 18, 2003
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Completely and totally dominated. Getting your ass spanked in a fight...literally. Like what happened to Tito by Randy Cotour in UFC.
Wes did you hear about B Nix?

Ya, I heard he got Cotoured by Nick when he was running his mouth!
by nick November 18, 2003
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verb, to masturbate (female).

c'mon ladies....we all know what it means.
Nick blew me off last night, so I just stayed at home and 'took a hot bath'.
by nick April 29, 2004
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