Texas Wristwatch

Wrapping your penis around your arm and showing people.

I was the YMCA last night, and I pulled out a Texas Wristwatch in front of all these kids!

by Nick December 12, 2003

boob and asses

a zitty titty

hey i got boobs with lips and zitty titty's

by nick August 19, 2003

arsing about

1) messing about, being a fool
2) doing nothing in particular for a long time

"What have you been doing all day?"
"Arsing about."

by Nick September 14, 2004

hamp

one who is willingly cultrally confused.

is he wearing FUBU pants?

by Nick May 13, 2005

jewedakurr

a word to describe the on going stress of parents for no particular reason, except to release their untold stress upon others, usually their children.

Nick's dad John, took a shit on his bed. Nick said W T F mate? and his dad screamed that was the first step in taking responibility.

by Nick October 31, 2004

marine biologist

A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up

I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.

by Nick February 06, 2005

mother of god

If something unbelieveable happens or is so unexpected and you cant believe your eyes, you can then say 'Mother of GOD!'

MOTHER OF GOD!... (said a man after seeing a 24 foot pussy with legs walking towards him)

by Nick November 09, 2004