peener

1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.

I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.

Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.

by nick May 09, 2006

Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.

"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."

by Nick February 04, 2004

teabag

putting your balls on someones forehead or in there mouth

I Teabagged Her ass last night!

Arabian goggles are fun

by nick April 16, 2005

Bajobas

Used the same way as the word things, but sounds mor erotic than it really is.

Hey man, you done with that bajoba?

dude, put your bajobas away!

I love those little bajobs..

by nick December 09, 2003

Turtle

"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!

E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!

by nick November 26, 2003

Chickamuhow

A code word for saying "Yo homie." It is a random word made by myself. It is part of our code language called "Home Talk".

"Chickamuhow you wanna go somewhere tonight."

by Nick June 23, 2004

franny

Invented by Nick S., it was the result of a typo while he was typing "granny"; accidentally misplacing the 'g' with an 'f'. Originally meant to mean "fat granny", it was horribly distorted and now basically means anything. It also spawned "fat language", in which the user replaces the beginning or middle set of letters with an 'fr'.

Franny>>

"Whoa, watch out for the franny down the street!"

"Shut your franny!"

*Fat Language>>

retard > fretard
fantastic > frantastic
muffin > fruffin
cheese > freese (..you get the point..)

by Nick May 13, 2004