nicK's definitions

bearded clam

womans genitalia

by nick April 11, 2003

voluptuous

Old english for a hottie that is fat in all the right places.

I know this chick who has really nice full breastices and a slammin' round ass with soft squeezable hips. She is just fat in all the right places.

I know this guy that farts dust and he calls that voluptuous.

by nick May 23, 2005

FURLZY

a nick name for Furlong XIV

or can be used as FURLZ for anything cool.

yo that car is FURLZ!
or did you see that chick's tit's thay were FURLZ!

by Nick October 11, 2004

lvoe

The girl that I love. I swear, I will marry her someday.

I love my lvoe. she touches legs mighty good.

by nick February 12, 2005

hoadex

a pimps Black Book
the chicktionary

a little book full of 'hoes' phone numbers, address, and the 3 point rating (top half, bottom half, face)

Tony: "What are we gonna do this weekend?"
Bill: "I dont know....im sooo bored, im going Gay"
Nick: "Nah worry, we will call some jubes"
Tony: "Yeah Nick, call some girls in your Hoadex"

by Nick April 25, 2005

toastwich

A sandwich made of toasted bread.

I think i'll make a butter and jelly toastwich.

by Nick May 13, 2005

penophobic

uncontrollable fear of the penis

my wife is very penophobic

by Nick December 25, 2004