culinary columbine

A horrible meal that is the result of a massacre in the kitchen.

His mother cooked Thanksgiving dinner, it was a culinary columbine.

by NCdubmixer November 21, 2009

calendar cute

When a kid is so cute that all their pictures look calendar worthy.

Yeah. That kid's adorable ... he's calendar cute!

by NCdubmixer February 23, 2011

digital privalege

Growing up w/ tech at your fingertips and wasting life bitching about SJW topics.

Lazy ass kids can’t relate. They’ve had internet and social media.

We had the library, no internet and card catalogs.

They CLEARLY have digital privalege!

by NCdubmixer October 15, 2019

Leaving the seat up on the TiVo

To leave the TV on a channel that annoys someone else in the house when turning off the TV.

I get SO mad when I see the Lifetime network everytime I turn the tv on. I started Leaving the seat up on the TiVo and changing the channel to NFL Network before I turn the TV off.

by NCdubmixer February 24, 2011

whowee

Emotionless phrase uttered by hillbillys and country folk when something has happened that's beyond belief or comprehension.

Jeff saw his buddy's girlfriend out with another guy.

He turned and said, "whowee, there's gonna be trouble when she gets home"

by NCdubmixer October 7, 2014

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Tune Travel

When listening to a particular song takes you back to a very specific time and place.

Every time I hear Moonlight Drive by the Doors, I tune travel back to being a kid in my Dad’s 74 Monte Carlo.

by ncdubmixer June 27, 2018