nameless's definitions

asswipe

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.


2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.

2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude

2c)a device used to remove excrement.


3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.

2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

3. I have to shit, come over here steve!

by nameless October 29, 2004

slowness

the act of being slow

used on its own... if it takes a while for someone to get something... Slowness!!!

by Nameless July 21, 2003

Suicidal

Someone wishing they could go to sleep & never wake up.

If someone takes a couple ibuprofen because they want to sleep, I'd say maybe they have insomnia? If someone wants to take a couple bottles of ibuprofen because they want to sleep forever, I'd say maybe they could be suicidal?

by Nameless January 4, 2015

Daredevil

Best fucking Comic book movie ever! With badass lines such as "I hope justice is found here today, before justice finds you." A hero that bends others over and does them raw.

You don't fuck with daredevil unless you want your ass to bleed.

by Nameless April 6, 2003

Strongbad

The leader of strongbadia. The guy who we email and get hilairous answers our questions.

Strongbadia is on the cutting edge of the ... future.

by nameless November 6, 2003

Fugdepacker

to insert your male gentiala in a woman's anus; also known as anal sex.

Bill and Mark are fudgepackers

by Nameless November 11, 2003

Hows your father?

A boys penis.

So Blair....hows your father?

by Nameless May 21, 2004