Hows your father?

A boys penis.

So Blair....hows your father?

by Nameless May 21, 2004

asswipe

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.


2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.

2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude

2c)a device used to remove excrement.


3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.

2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

3. I have to shit, come over here steve!

by nameless October 29, 2004

ball tongue

This is basically just a reply to the first definition:- You don't spell his name 'John Davis', it's 'Jon Davis' and he usually uses Jonathan the most.

All of KoRns albums rock, their first one is pretty dark though (which is a good thing)

by nameless April 07, 2005

Sandscape

1a: The opersite of a kryptix
1b: Amusing child who spends life building websites for the needy.

"Oh look at the cute little sandscape"

by Nameless July 24, 2004

Perfect

It's something that you want so bad it hurts. You know that if you had it, it would quit hurting you. But you also know that deep inside, it'll probably never quit hurting you.

I think the people we look at and label "the perfect people" are the same people look back at us and envy us as "the perfect people". In other words, 'the grass is always more perfect on the other side'.

by Nameless June 19, 2014

Fugdepacker

to insert your male gentiala in a woman's anus; also known as anal sex.

Bill and Mark are fudgepackers

by Nameless November 11, 2003

Cheat

a cheating little yellow cheater from homestarrunner.com

buddabudda-buddabudda

by nameless October 26, 2003