Definitions by myke

kewlmonk 

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

kewlmonk by Myke February 15, 2005

cockalocka 

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

cockalocka by Myke December 11, 2004

Johnny Ramone 

Johnny Ramone is a legendary guitarist for the famouse band, the Ramones. The Ramones are often credited for inventing punk music. Johnny Ramone was the originator of the down stroke 8th note guitar style. This was very hard to pull off, but somehow Johnny pulled it off for hours and hours of play.

Johnny Ramone died in 2004 from an on-going fight with prostate cancer.

We'll miss you, Johnny!

Johnny Ramone was one of the most amazing guitarist, ever.

Johnny Ramone by Myke October 20, 2004

11:11 

The time of day when one should make a wish while looking at the clock.

shit mang, it's 11:11, i gotsa make a wish!

11:11 by Myke October 15, 2004

Milldy Attarctive 

Meaning: "I'd sleep with this person, and while I would not brag about it, I might tell some people"

The skinny chick with huge tits but a bad face or booty is Milldy Attarctive.

Milldy Attarctive by Myke May 27, 2004

Half Metric Dozen 

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

Half Metric Dozen by Myke April 15, 2004

ur mum 

okay where do i begin? we could start off with a hearty insult to everyone who uses this word... you bunch of flare wearing hippy scum. It seems that over the last few months, chavs have forgotten the insult 'grunger' and replaced it with 'ur mum!' its a shame really.. because the poor chavvie sods deserve at least to be able to finish thier own sentences... oh the wonderful days where i have spent walking along the road and all of a sudden, in a blur of nickelson tops off of the nearest market stall, AND FAKE BURBERRY.. my mum is being cussed (or so they say anyway) by a group of ppl pronouncing that i own a parent... oh well, i guess we cant all be genetic and social deformaties born in test tubes.. love u all! ur mums!

eerm... ur mum!... (thats just it.. thats all there is...)

ur mum by myke March 12, 2004