myke's definitions

khop

to get; purchase

"Yo, I'm gonna go khop the new DMX CD."

by myke January 18, 2004

headbanger

one who listens to metal music
normally weargs baggy jeans and a band t shirt ofter have long hair

the head bangers beat down the mopey goths

by MyKE December 1, 2003

kewlmonk

def,

1) A 49 year old pedophile that hangs around a message board chatting to under age children, Whom he lures to his home by offering candy and sex.

2) Kewlmonk also means "fat fuck"

ex,

1) Is Kewlmonk talking to emily again?

2) Dude your such a Kewlmonk!

by Myke February 15, 2005

11:11

The time of day when one should make a wish while looking at the clock.

shit mang, it's 11:11, i gotsa make a wish!

by Myke October 15, 2004

cockalocka

Slang term for a penis

Usha's cockalocka is 12 inches long. eeeeyeeeeaaaa!

by Myke December 11, 2004

Half Metric Dozen

A Half Metric Dozen is defined as either 5 or 6 depending on the situation.

To Circle logic yourself into a hole.

A- I want a cigarette.
B- You just had one.
A- No I didn’t, I had half a cigarette before, put it out then had the second half just now.
B- So you just had a cigarette.
A- No I just had half a cigarette, and another half before… wait a second… I just metric dozened myself there didn’t I?

by Myke April 15, 2004

Johnny Ramone

Johnny Ramone is a legendary guitarist for the famouse band, the Ramones. The Ramones are often credited for inventing punk music. Johnny Ramone was the originator of the down stroke 8th note guitar style. This was very hard to pull off, but somehow Johnny pulled it off for hours and hours of play.

Johnny Ramone died in 2004 from an on-going fight with prostate cancer.

We'll miss you, Johnny!

Johnny Ramone was one of the most amazing guitarist, ever.

by Myke October 20, 2004