murph's definitions

ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

by Murph April 4, 2004

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

by Murph January 11, 2005

manbag

n. Testicles

"Oh man, I gotta go empty my manbag."

by Murph February 19, 2004

Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick

I'm a maguero

by MURPH November 16, 2014

Cream of Meat

Semen

She licked up all of my cream of meat...

by Murph July 1, 2006

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

Penis Colada

Semen

Say girl, you want some penis colada?

by Murph January 16, 2003