Definitions by murph

two percenter 

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.

He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.

two percenter by murph January 26, 2005

mauster

v.

1. The act of kissing.
2. The act of having sex.
3. The act of anything in-between.
4. Informal. Fooling around.
5. Slang. Fucking.

Credited to NauCe for iventing this word.

they went into the bedroom to mauster

mauster by Murph January 11, 2005

geese

mike g, thegeese

is geese gonna make the reservations or what?

geese by Murph April 4, 2004

ph0wnd

a combination of phone and ownd.

did you see my cell bill? shit i got ph0wnd.

did you see steve's bitch ph0wnd him last night and gave him a black eye?

ph0wnd by Murph April 4, 2004

whoopee 

A slang term used first thing in the morning after a party when a yellow stain is discovered on the floor.

Aww man, whoopee on the floor?

whoopee by Murph March 31, 2004

scone 

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.

Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!

scone by Murph March 18, 2004

shizzlebang 

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

shizzlebang by Murph February 21, 2004