honking

Dirty,filthy,unclean. Truly grotty.

That shirt you are wearing is absolutely honking !

by muffindamule October 05, 2006

black hat

Vagina. Twat (rhyming slang). Black hat = twat = Vagina.

I like a bit of the old black hat now and again and again and again and again.

by muffindamule October 05, 2006

muffing

To smell like one hasn't washed for a few months.

Phooh, she's / he's absolutely muffing !

by Muffindamule October 01, 2006

muffindamule

muffindamule is a misreprentation of a sexual deviation known only to the gentle folk of Ireland. A bit like dobbin the donkey.

Q. Woi's the lazy bastard always late doing the milking ?
A. He's been muffindamule to be sure !

by Muffindamule October 02, 2006

johnny

A johnny or johny is a term used to describe a condom.

I will only let you dip your stick if you use a johnny.

by muffindamule October 05, 2006

neonazi

People who think they hate jews but in reality do not even know what a jew is. Also notorious for their dislike of people with a skin colour not matching their own. The average neonazi has an IQ invertly proportional to their boot size and a penis to match.

Oh shit, I've failed to graduate in the University of Life. I'm a plain and simple dumbhead. I think I'll become a neonazi so people will have to respect me !

by Muffindamule September 22, 2008

dickie dido

The female genitalia.

The hair round her dickie dido hang down to her knees !

by Muffindamule October 01, 2006