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linda ronstadt

A singer whose voice is more powerful than a sonic boom and more beautiful than an angel choir. Can sing rock and roll, showtunes, country, r&b and pop with equal precision, making each song her own.
Is there anything tha Linda Ronstadt CAN'T sing? Probably not.
linda ronstadt by MRT2 October 8, 2006

Emmylou Harris 

A singer and songwriter who got her start as Gram Parsons' musical sidekick, and has since worked with the likes of Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan and Neil Young, as well as having recorded a string acclaimed, Grammy-winning solo albums. Is known for her uncompromising musical integrity.
If Emmylou Harris' song "Boulder to Birmingham" doesn't make you cry, I suggest you see your physician to ensure your tearducts are working properly.
Emmylou Harris by MRT2 October 8, 2006
Another name for right wing hack writer, Bush Administration whore, and all around republican hatchet woman Ann Coulter.
Ann Coulter is a major, first class, USDA-approved cunt.
cunt by MRT2 October 8, 2006

dolly parton 

A blonde, busty country music singer, songwriter and all-around American institution whose gargantuan bra size is surpassed only by her astounding musical talent. Has won a gazillion or so Grammys and has sold nearly as many records.
Hey, that's Dolly Parton singin' on the "Hee-Haw"
dolly parton by MRT2 October 7, 2006

amnesty international 

An hugely respected organization whose sole purpose is to promote and preserve human rights across the globe, which is not blinded by idealogical barriers -- they go after right- and left-leaning dictatorships equally -- and which does not compromise itself by casting its lot with corporations, governments or elected officials.
History has found Amnesty International to be on the right side of nearly every international crisis.
amnesty international by MRT2 October 7, 2006
A hillbilly variety show, which aired from 1969 - '91, first on CBS, and later in syndication. Famous for reinforcing the most negative, backwards aspects of country music, as well as the world's largest succession of thoroughly unfunny jokes, not to mention a smattering of gingham-clad T&A.
Convicted criminals should be sentenced to watching "Hee-Haw"
Hee-Haw by MRT2 October 7, 2006
A place where washed-up country music singers, one-hit-wonders, has-beens and never-weres go to die.
Tony Orlando and Dawn are performing nightly in Branson.
branson by MRT2 October 7, 2006