tatties

tatties are your bollocks

fa rrattled my tatties against her dirtbox

by mr smith March 13, 2005

raspberry ripple

It Slang for a fucking cripple

Would you do a raspberry ripple up the council gritter?

by mr smith March 07, 2005

kebab ring

When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry

Can i have a kebab ring special please

by mr smith March 08, 2005

lemon

A lemon is an attractive woman who has no other possitive attributes. There only purpose in life is to be thought about while you wank.

What about that one with long dark hair?

No mate, she used to be on same Job Club as me, she nothing but a lemon

by mr smith March 08, 2005

behemoth

Behemoth were a shit black metal band, they are now a shit death metal band

I'd sooner accidently sit on my aunt's 12" black dildo than listen to a Behemoth record

by mr smith March 08, 2005

rock n roll

The rock n roll is a benifit called the job seekers allowence, AKA the dole

i dont have a job, i'm on the rock n roll

by mr smith March 08, 2005

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 08, 2005