mr smith's definitions

bnp

A intelligent and legitimate pollitical party in the United Kingdom

I'm voting for the BNP because there are no longer any left wing parties and if you look at the political spectrum, the BNP are closer to the old socialist left than any other middle of the road toss pot parties we have around today. That and the fact that there are just so many paki's, i know most of them contribute the the econemy and have done good things, but they threaten our culture, and thats way more important than the econemy, any white person who does not agree will be sent into the gas chambers with the rest of the vile fuckers

by mr smith March 8, 2005

spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

by mr smith March 7, 2005

jimmy

a jimmy is a cannabis ciggy

drive up to cemetary bob, i need to smoke a jimmy

by mr smith June 11, 2006

spackaletics

A sport performed by people with special needs, as seen at the special olympics

did you see that cunt with dodgy leg doing spackaletics at special olympics

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Sbani

A sweet boy who would fight for his loved one and himself who is serious about friendship the boy who has it the hardest but with the most beautiful smile and the richest towards friends financialy

Sbani is my best friend forever

by Mr Smith September 18, 2021

drum stick

A cannabis cig, 3 - 4 thin king size papers stook together lengthways, tked at the back, tightly rolled into a slight cone shape, give it a little twist at the end, and it looks like a fucking drum stick

Its just a big spliff

by mr smith March 6, 2005

slaver bus

Community Transport mini busses that are used by the mentally handicapped, called so because they slaver on the windows

a ford transit full of slavering retards

by mr smith March 6, 2005