mossyrock's definitions

for a good time call

Precedes a phone-sex number, typically in a public restroom. Losers on the toilet pay to hear dumb women talk about sex, which spares us the pain of hearing them talk about anything else. It's a tag-line for, well, a tag-line.

Sia's single Chandlier says "I'm the one for a good time call".

by mossyrock February 19, 2015

one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!

Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."

by mossyrock November 29, 2014

clipboarding

Clipboarding is the result of a popular artist with no talent copying and pasting popular lingo into their songs to make music.

Does the song say shawty? Yep
Does it say dancefloor? Yep
Does it mention tits? Yep
Excellent, we're clipboarding ourselves a chart-topper.

by mossyrock February 15, 2015

gasphemy

When, failing to control yourself in church, a fart slips out and interrupts the sermon.

What did you confess today?
Gasphemy - I was the one who knocked out the nun.

by mossyrock February 15, 2015

hungry hippo

When too-tight pants lose the fight against a gigantic ass.

"That girl has a bad case of hungry hippo. She shouldn't be tryin' to pull off a size 0!"

by mossyrock September 3, 2014

chef's special sauce

The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.

Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.

by mossyrock September 4, 2014

Karma Sutra

An incorrect pronunciation of "Kama Sutra", ironically either by an Hindu person who can't pronounce English, or English person who can't spell Hindu.

Hey - you got laid by that girl you've always wanted? The karma sutra! I mean, the karma suits ya. I mean, you need a Kama Sutra!

by mossyrock April 27, 2015